A man came home from work one day and found his wife gone.She never returned that evening and the next morning she still wasn't home.This went on for three days.When he came home on the third day he found his wife going through the fridge and asked her,"where the hell have you been?" "I was kidnapped by three men who forced me to make love to them for a week" replied his wife."A week,but you've only been gone three days" said the husband,to which his wife replied "I know,but I was getting hungry"
2006-07-06 11:54:40 · 27 answers · asked by MrBudbag 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
9. that was funny! where do you get all of these jokes!
2006-07-06 11:58:43 · answer #1 · answered by iluvacdc555 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-07-06 13:32:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-06 12:11:12 · answer #3 · answered by Connie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-06 12:07:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-06 12:06:20 · answer #5 · answered by michellewentworth1983 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-06 12:04:31 · answer #6 · answered by not at home 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-06 11:57:48 · answer #7 · answered by chica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-06 11:59:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-06 14:57:27 · answer #9 · answered by Akeja 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-06 12:05:33 · answer #10 · answered by eyescapes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well being a guy might help kill my opinion, of course being against sleeping around like that proably does too. I'd say a 4 at best. Yes I get the joke to the who didn't it's simple. For some odd reason these kidnappers either didn't have food or didn't have what she wanted so she went back to get it from home(WHY didn't the kidnappers have food? that also kills the joke.)
2006-07-06 13:30:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋