Entertainment & Music - 5 July 2006

Previously, we saw this riddle:

What do you call a pastor in Germany?
A: a german shepherd

Lol... of course! heheh... And today's riddle:

Why couldn't anyone understand jokes about airplanes?

hehe.. good luck!

2006-07-05 19:28:41 · 17 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

add one letter and it remains the same. add another and still remains the same. add a third and it's continues to be the same....

2006-07-05 19:28:35 · 11 answers · asked by ♥michele♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I was noticing on all the Roseanne DVD specials and it seems to me Sara Gilbert and Lecy Garenson dont seem to have anything to do with each other. is this just me or have you noticed this too? if you know why, can you tell me?

2006-07-05 19:27:48 · 4 answers · asked by ..... 2 in Television

2006-07-05 19:25:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Everyone has their own taste in music but what is that taste caused by?
Of course,a certain amount of it is in your upbringing but for the part that's not, what is it that makes someone like a certain sound in ther music?

2006-07-05 19:24:08 · 6 answers · asked by Z, unnecessary letter 5 in Music

I'm 27 so dont get me wrong, i like all that rap and hip/hop rock and pop music BUT i will always say the best music was from 70's and 80's, music then had so much more feelings in it. the music now is mostly about the same stuff. i hope that saying is true that if its real good it will always come back...i would love bands like the temptations and linda ronstat and all them to come back!

2006-07-05 19:23:24 · 11 answers · asked by emc251978 2 in Music

What is filld every morning and emptied everi night, except once a year when it is filld at night and emptied in the morning?

2006-07-05 19:23:19 · 16 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Here's a riddle.

A man leaves home running. He turns left and runs some more, turns left yet again and keeps running. He turns left one more time and runs as fast as he can. He gets back home and finds two masked men waiting for him!!!!

who are the men?

2006-07-05 19:21:35 · 11 answers · asked by SarahJane 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I just watched the film for the first time (great movie, btw!), and I'm stumped!!! What does it mean? Why go through all that crap only to have such a depressing ending? What did Donnie accomplish? What am I missing?

Maybe we're not supposed to get it, either... *shrug*

2006-07-05 19:21:11 · 8 answers · asked by crono37 2 in Movies

Don't answer if you don't know. I don't want to get stupid, idiotic answers thanks.

2006-07-05 19:21:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Survey says_________________!!!!!

2006-07-05 19:20:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-05 19:20:11 · 10 answers · asked by -curbside- 4 in Polls & Surveys

Which one is hotter, and why?

2006-07-05 19:19:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-05 19:18:49 · 26 answers · asked by Luvley27 1 in Horoscopes

Liam Aiken is the guy who plays Klaus in "A Series of Unfortuanate Events" and Skandar Keynes is the guy who play in "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" as Edmund.

2006-07-05 19:18:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Why did selena's fan club manager Yolanda Saldiva murder her?

2006-07-05 19:18:41 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

im in a sad mood...tell me a rele funny joke

2006-07-05 19:18:00 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

One time I had a friend sing a song in her songbook that went something like "....you're going off to san franciisscooo..." Yes, that's all I've got to work with. Just wonder if anyone knows this song and could inform me of it's artist and title. Thank you much. =)

2006-07-05 19:16:48 · 16 answers · asked by LysergicBliss 2 in Music

I think this is self explanitory.

2006-07-05 19:15:35 · 7 answers · asked by SinStrike 2 in Comics & Animation

1. In your opinon Is Michael black or white? (In my opinon black.)
2. Why and when did he change his skin colour?

2006-07-05 19:15:09 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Conversation over dinner:

WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

MAN: Definitely not!

WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?

MAN: Of course I do.

WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.

WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

MAN: (makes audible groan)

WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

MAN: Where else would we sleep?

WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.

WOMAN: - - - silence - - -

MAN: S h i t.

hehe ♥

2006-07-05 19:14:29 · 17 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

You know, La Bamaba dude

2006-07-05 19:14:13 · 3 answers · asked by Vertigo Pulse 2 in Music

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits.

One day, the teacher brought in a great variety of lifesavers, more flavors than you could ever imagine. "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these," announced the teacher. Without difficulty, they managed to identify the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher had them put honey flavored lifesavers in their mouths, every one of the children was stumped.

"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your Daddy and Mommy probably call each other all the time." Instantly, one of the children spat the lifesaver out of his mouth and shouted, "Spit 'em out, you guys, they're assholes!"

2006-07-05 19:13:51 · 12 answers · asked by Me 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Elvis is alive. Each year his wife and daughter go there for two weeks and are not seen leaving the house. A large part of the house is blocked off to the tourist. A couple years back they release a song of elvis they found in storage. Nope he wrote it while in hiding. At his wake it was so hot that wax was dripping down his face. His face was made of wax. Elvis was so sick of all the fame and fourtune that he staged his death and went into hiding. He was with his mother till she died. So those who say he loved his mother so much he would never stage his death and hide, are wrong. His mother was with him in graceland. Elvis face was made of wax and was melting in the heat in his casket. The time he faked his death does not compare with the medical records. None of it adds up. So he is still alive. If they were to dig up his grave they could see for themseleves ELVIS LIVES
Elvis loved his mamma so much that critic say he would not do this to her. He did not, she was with him.

2006-07-05 19:12:54 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-05 19:11:22 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-07-05 19:11:04 · 5 answers · asked by Disnilandi 2 in Movies

it has ben told to me that king james was gay where does this say this at in the bible

2006-07-05 19:11:00 · 7 answers · asked by Butterfly 1 in Polls & Surveys

If you could explain the meaning of the entire Magnificat that would be helpful. Is this a text from the old testiment?

2006-07-05 19:10:50 · 2 answers · asked by prettypie2u 1 in Music

eveyone knows that summer (no matter how much we love it) is the most boring thing of the year. I signed up for a babysitting course with my friend so we'll have something to do and make money. but its in five days and im BORED!!!! what should i do til then?

2006-07-05 19:10:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

My boyfriend and I are having problems right now but at first things were perfect. Now its like everything is falling apart after over a year things arent the same..I love him an dont want to leave, I want to do whatever it takes to make it work but now Im like is it even worth it anymore..When we met it was love at first sight we fell in love the day we met he said he knew we were meant to be together and I felt the same but now he has been distant and saying mean things to me that he know is going to hurt my feelings.I just dont know anymore...

2006-07-05 19:10:09 · 8 answers · asked by Luvley27 1 in Horoscopes