A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits.
One day, the teacher brought in a great variety of lifesavers, more flavors than you could ever imagine. "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these," announced the teacher. Without difficulty, they managed to identify the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher had them put honey flavored lifesavers in their mouths, every one of the children was stumped.
"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your Daddy and Mommy probably call each other all the time." Instantly, one of the children spat the lifesaver out of his mouth and shouted, "Spit 'em out, you guys, they're assholes!"
2006-07-05 19:13:51 · 12 answers · asked by Me 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny as hell ;-) good one love it
i know one almost like that but the kids had hershy kisses then the teacher said its what daddy wants before he goes to work and a kid says spit it out its a peice of as.
lol
urs is funnier tho
2006-07-05 19:20:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious
10
2006-07-06 02:20:50 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you take my jock, again??
Give it back!! I have a football game tonight!!
2006-07-07 02:46:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that's wrong, but I laughed. Nice one.
2006-07-06 02:19:49 · answer #4 · answered by KousukeAsazuki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought this was a joke about 'jocks'.
2006-07-06 02:16:30 · answer #5 · answered by wandering_canuck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww plz i dont want ur dirty underwear (Jocks)
that was a nice joke thou.. LMAO
2006-07-06 02:40:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well not bad or not good
2006-07-06 02:24:59 · answer #7 · answered by khushi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. good one
2006-07-06 02:22:25 · answer #8 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahajhahahahahaaa..... good one.
2006-07-06 02:16:47 · answer #9 · answered by crazy lazy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-07-07 12:48:47 · answer #10 · answered by sivakumar p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋