Conversation over dinner:
WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!
WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.
WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
MAN: (makes audible groan)
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.
WOMAN: - - - silence - - -
MAN: S h i t.
hehe ♥
2006-07-05 19:14:29 · 17 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe... one of those traps man should learn to avoid
2006-07-05 19:18:14 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Isn't it funny how women have the uncanny ability to make men spill secrets they didn't even know about in the first place? Nice.
2006-07-05 19:18:38 · answer #2 · answered by KousukeAsazuki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!!!! I guess the lady put her golf clubs to good use after that!!! Whack!!! Owwwww!!!!! Whack!! Owwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!
2006-07-05 19:55:11 · answer #3 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh that isnt really funny get a better one
2006-07-05 19:17:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, good one. 10/10
2006-07-05 19:20:22 · answer #5 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha... that's a funny one
2006-07-05 19:18:59 · answer #6 · answered by snoball_81 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
caught in action.......hahahahahahahaaaa
2006-07-05 19:18:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that's good.
2006-07-05 19:17:12 · answer #8 · answered by karolinka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it.... :-)
can i have 10 pts now? ;-)
2006-07-05 19:18:19 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-06 04:55:06 · answer #10 · answered by hopeful2010 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋