Entertainment & Music - 5 July 2006

Top 5

2006-07-05 20:33:45 · 16 answers · asked by Reginald A 1 in Celebrities

What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl?

A cock that stays up all night!

2)A technology firm was looking for a new computer repair guy. An applicant’s resume said he was a Boy Scout leader for 10 years. The boss asked the applicant, “What makes you qualified as a computer repair guy?”

The former Boy Scout leader said, “Well, I have a lot of hands-on experience.”

3)Q: Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when he met his 72 virgins?

A: He blew off his penis

4)One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"

"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.

"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your

"Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"

Q: What do you do to an elephant with three balls?
A: Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!

2006-07-05 20:31:08 · 11 answers · asked by POWER-FULL 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Last night when the main housemates could see Aisleyne on the screen, Jayne was muttering something to Nikki and i think it was probably very bitchy as she didnt look happy at the idea of Aisleyne coming back..Does anyone know what she said?

2006-07-05 20:31:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Hi. What genre (type or classification) of music is the best type of music to create poems/art, ect to? do you think instrumental music or lyric music is more inspiring? Which type of music brings out the true genius in you, and or makes you focus on your creation better?

2006-07-05 20:30:23 · 7 answers · asked by ? 5 in Music

Everybody has one. Well, everys exually active person. What's that one song that was playing when you were having the BEST sex of your life? that one song that every time you hear it you can't help but think back to that ONE night?

Mine's "Suite Sister Mary" by Queensryche. Anyone else...?

2006-07-05 20:29:57 · 5 answers · asked by contrafilms 5 in Music

2006-07-05 20:29:36 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

i think that if you're against gay marriage then you should not get married to a gay person and just leave the gay people alone!!

2006-07-05 20:28:48 · 26 answers · asked by rock_on2292 1 in Other - Entertainment

a long time ago....there was this french man who was drinking at an old bar....as he finished his drink, the bartender asks, "Would you like one more drink?"....the french man replies, "I don't think s....." and then instantly disappeared into thin air before finishing his sentence...

who was this french man and how did he disappear?

first to get the right answer wins.....good luck!

2006-07-05 20:28:41 · 14 answers · asked by tat6504 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Or clairvoiant, sneaky, or suspicious, or WHAT?

2006-07-05 20:25:27 · 7 answers · asked by ^ _ ^ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-05 20:24:59 · 3 answers · asked by chewydog62000 1 in Music

i guess janice is a bit hillarious at times.. but really irritate me mostly..

2006-07-05 20:23:37 · 8 answers · asked by You think you know me? 6 in Television

I have enjoied Many, but my fav. has to be Il Mare!

2006-07-05 20:23:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Some are lying
Some are standing
Some are trying
Some are testing

Some are good
Some are not
Some are kind
Some are hot

Some are here
Some are there
Some give fear
Some give care

Some are highs
Some are lows
Some are sighs
Some are shows

Some are love
Some are hate
Some are said
Some are fate


WHAT ARE THEY

2006-07-05 20:22:08 · 19 answers · asked by itsa o 6 in Jokes & Riddles

haha omg i used to be like obsessed with them!! hahaha

2006-07-05 20:18:55 · 22 answers · asked by raberta 1 in Music

Man I miss that show, They need to put it back on air. My Fav ones was with the clown..that boy told the other boy to go into the fun house to take the clown nose and the clown end up chasing him to his house. ( Choose the right door and you go free, Choose the wrong door and he he'll be! My other one is when the two boys and the girl was trying to see what happen to a girl long ago because she died on prom night, and to come to find out the girl with the two boys was the ghost all along. Man i miss it they need to put it back!!!

2006-07-05 20:17:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-05 20:15:32 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Deadmans Chick♥ 3 in Music

2006-07-05 20:12:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

rather than swimming which is more intresting and sweet.

2006-07-05 20:11:19 · 21 answers · asked by lindanjaka 2 in Other - Entertainment

*riddle*...

2006-07-05 20:08:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-05 20:08:35 · 21 answers · asked by Jalisciense 2 in Television

Well my reason also been into Gents is quite absurd, but it was true.
When i was in Primary Schools, one day i decided hear my bf to say "I LOVE U" to me.. There was no other safe place we could think of, so we dicided toilet is the safest. He refuse to go to the girl toilet, so i volunteer to go to the guy toilet.. It was an awful experience coz we were discovered by 2 boys who happened to come in(the "guards" outside were too late).

2006-07-05 20:08:04 · 3 answers · asked by a V a 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-05 20:07:53 · 3 answers · asked by randyboy 5 in Music

and your reasons for choosing ............

2006-07-05 20:05:52 · 24 answers · asked by waggy 6 in Movies

http://www.flickr.com/photos/95994027@N00/183127231/

2006-07-05 20:05:38 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Look what just came out of my Belly...
That Do Not Click Here guy. Will you forgive me for letting him out after I ate him? Heres some easy points...
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApQDY6V4fPpdpfTN8I2VzrDsy6IX?qid=20060705224145AAcr46j

2006-07-05 20:05:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

This is the google video
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5353926856341624341&q=Glass+Magic+Illusion

He did a bunch of other breath taking trick too, Would anybody know his name please tell me.

2006-07-05 20:04:59 · 2 answers · asked by None 1 in Television

And why??

2006-07-05 20:04:30 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-05 20:04:16 · 4 answers · asked by ♥Deadmans Chick♥ 3 in Music

http://www.flickr.com/photos/95994027@N00/183038073/

2006-07-05 20:03:59 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What's black and white and red all over?

2006-07-05 20:03:13 · 11 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles