SYMPTOM: everyone looks up to you and smiles
FAULT: you are dancing on the table
ACTION: fall on someone cushy look
SYMPTOM: beer is crystal clear
FAULT: its water. someone is trying to sober you up
ACTION: attack
SYMPTOM: hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear
FAULT: you have been in a fight
ACTION: apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them
SYMPTOM: dont recognize anyone, dont recognize the room your in
FAULT: youve wanderd into the wrong party
ACTION: see if thry have free beer
SYMPTOM: your singing sounds distorted
FAULT: the beer is to weak
ACTION: have more beer until your voice improves
SYMPTOM: dont remember the words to the song
FAULT: beer is just right
ACTION: play air guitar
2006-07-05
12:07:59
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