part 2 of who here has had problems with drinking beer?

Question

SYMPTOM: everyone looks up to you and smiles
FAULT: you are dancing on the table
ACTION: fall on someone cushy look

SYMPTOM: beer is crystal clear
FAULT: its water. someone is trying to sober you up
ACTION: attack

SYMPTOM: hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear
FAULT: you have been in a fight
ACTION: apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them

SYMPTOM: dont recognize anyone, dont recognize the room your in
FAULT: youve wanderd into the wrong party
ACTION: see if thry have free beer

SYMPTOM: your singing sounds distorted
FAULT: the beer is to weak
ACTION: have more beer until your voice improves

SYMPTOM: dont remember the words to the song
FAULT: beer is just right
ACTION: play air guitar

Answer 1

had problems with beer for a while, then i got a raise

Answer 2

Ohhh, can I ever tell you're under 25 years old. Have fun while your kidneys allow it!:)