2006-07-05 12:06:19 · 12 answers · asked by The Cheesecake King 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all the color drained from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears. Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a brazilian?"
2006-07-05 12:10:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I Like Your Thinking
A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''
The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''
''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''
2006-07-05 19:42:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kid's operations
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each
other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a
little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that
done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they
give you lots of Jell-o and ice cream.. It's a breeze"
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
The second kid replies, "Whoa! Good luck buddy, I had that done when I
was born. Couldn't walk for a year."
2006-07-05 19:34:22 · answer #3 · answered by Judelite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know I don't really know.
This is a good one:
David Beckham at a management seminar, "I like 'em 'cos they make my breath smell nice". Stunned silence until someone shouts "Tactics you think B******".
Also once saw a pic of David Beckham holding a football standing next to Johhny Wilkinson holding a rugby ball thing. Johnny says "and to win I just kicked it over the bar" and David is thinking "ball...bar....over.....win......"
HAHAHAHAHA!
2006-07-05 19:13:36 · answer #4 · answered by The Techie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How to get a 50 Scottish men in a phone boot?
Throw in a dollar.
2006-07-05 19:14:07 · answer #5 · answered by (PdB.) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know you have a drinking problem when you go to a bar and the bartender knows your name...and you've never been to that bar before.
2006-07-05 19:10:25 · answer #6 · answered by Dudette 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude, why the **** did they delete your Question about guys having their tops off??? out of order.. I was juist finishing a legendary reply too :(
2006-07-06 08:32:28 · answer #7 · answered by Dr Lavender 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
army intellegence?
american intellegence?
i love u?
there r some great jokes out there
2006-07-05 19:17:40 · answer #8 · answered by steven_j_richards2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the difference between your wife and your girlfriend
about two stone
2006-07-05 20:06:31 · answer #9 · answered by boxer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you hear about the Young cannibal ??? he was eight before he was seven...
2006-07-05 20:14:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋