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Entertainment & Music - 4 July 2006

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2006-07-04 13:11:38 · 21 answers · asked by The Riddler 3 in Other - Entertainment

I had a little "accident" in third grade. Not the #1 but the #2!

2006-07-04 13:10:06 · 16 answers · asked by Jennifer 3 in Polls & Surveys

Willys cynical thought for the day,

I sent my photo to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back to me saying "WE'RE NOT THAT FREAKING LONELY!!!!!"

A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water.

His horse has already died of thirst.

He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath - when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case.

He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie.

She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray dress.

There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.

"Well, cowboy," says the genie! ... "You know how I work. You have three wishes."

"I'm not falling for this", said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust an IRS genie."

She smiled and said, "What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"

The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right.

He said, "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

The genie said, "OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."

"My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.

The genie said, "OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."

***POOF***

He turned into a tampon.

The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-04 13:09:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-04 13:08:55 · 31 answers · asked by Emmi 2 in Movies

2006-07-04 13:08:51 · 8 answers · asked by Smiddy 5 in Music

2006-07-04 13:08:42 · 18 answers · asked by black magic 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-04 13:06:50 · 10 answers · asked by Jessie J 1 in Music

2006-07-04 13:06:31 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

This song gives me the goosebumps! Guys its a sure winner to get your girl to melt.

2006-07-04 13:05:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i personally will have to go with csi b/c to me it seems more interesting

2006-07-04 13:04:24 · 25 answers · asked by Simply Me 5 in Polls & Surveys

I know she has her single out, but when will a full album come out in stores?

2006-07-04 13:03:31 · 6 answers · asked by youdontknowme 3 in Music

i am gunna be drunk so when i am taz i wont feel it

2006-07-04 13:02:10 · 17 answers · asked by Arods Bro (Durant4MVP) 6 in Other - Entertainment

Would you open up a cooler and set it outside trusting that you would get sick from beer falling from the sky...or would shrug and go on to work?

2006-07-04 13:01:42 · 27 answers · asked by me 4 in Other - Entertainment

I just watched Must Love Dogs. Is it me or is John Cusack the perfect man. I've loved him since Say Anything.

2006-07-04 13:01:24 · 25 answers · asked by blndbimbo 3 in Movies

ok if you see me post on here about a band Fletch
i do alot
if it get annoying cause i say the same thing to check them out
im sorry im a good friend of theres
and i promote them
so yea
just a wondering
dont hold back and tell me if its annoying
and if you have listened to them please please please send me a message either here or on my myspace
http://www.myspace.com/toallmypimpstersthnx
so yea all i have to say

2006-07-04 13:01:04 · 4 answers · asked by hollywoodxrejectx 4 in Music

1) Greg Lesikew
2) Leon Patillo
3) Ricky Fataar
4) Chris Copping
5) Morgan Fisher

2006-07-04 13:00:38 · 3 answers · asked by randyboy 5 in Music

2006-07-04 12:59:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

by eric clapton. man i keep listening to that song! im accually listening to it now. how can i stop???

2006-07-04 12:57:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Everytime that I watch "Jackie Brown," I always wish that the ending would be different. But I know it won't be.

If YOU could change a film ending, which film would it be and why?

2006-07-04 12:55:10 · 30 answers · asked by Daddy's Little Girl 2 in Movies

pulp fiction, untouchables, bonnie & clyde or other well-known movie gang. personally, i like 2 chicks from bound and think they'd be the safest to trust.

2006-07-04 12:54:22 · 19 answers · asked by The Riddler 3 in Movies

If I know the answer, I'll answer.

2006-07-04 12:54:11 · 1 answers · asked by Dellajoy 6 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-04 12:52:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just for fun!!!

2006-07-04 12:51:02 · 39 answers · asked by Anna 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-04 12:49:54 · 24 answers · asked by shredder97 2 in Celebrities

2006-07-04 12:49:45 · 15 answers · asked by gelly700 3 in Music

2006-07-04 12:49:36 · 19 answers · asked by The Riddler 3 in Music

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