What is the MOST embarassing thing that has happened to you?

Question

I had a little "accident" in third grade. Not the #1 but the #2!

Answer 1

Ha! I can beat you. I, also had a little accident...as a H.S. Freshman...in a phone booth. Long story, there.

Answer 2

What an interesting question. I always hope that no-one will regret answering...

How's about this: One day I discovered that if I am in a great hurry,
--and all the world hangs on my appearance (say that I have to make a speech or something)
--and I accidentally grab the wrong thing before I quite desperately dash out the door
--and instead of the lovely fragrance of hairspray I smell something rather curious
--and instead of a properly scrunchy set of waves I feel strange bubbles forming over my forehead, and feel odd rivulets of something solid starting down my neck, and hear peculiar popping noises in my ears,

--I can still save the day.

This is how I can do it.
(First I very quickly close the bathroom door) then

--I tie one thin scarf snugly over my head, knotting it under my chin and a second one at the nape of my neck, knotted against my forehead.

--Making sure that the door is locked and the curtains closed, I get my encased head under the shower and drench it until all of the funny bubbly stuff is surely removed.

--At this point I cheerfully reassure the family crew: "Sure, I am almost ready to go. Just taking care of some loose ends here."

--Then I take a generous towel and quickly pat the water out of my head-gear. And use the blow-dryer, right through the scarves.

--Finally I take off the scarves and
exit the bathroom. "See, that didn't take long!!"

Just before the program I fluff my hair a little, and use some real hairspray.

--I could have given my speech about THAT, come to think of it, and it would have been much more entertaining than the one I planned!!!

Answer 3

Try having an accident that can only happen to girls in the 8th grade. Almost every month.

Answer 4

I set my collective camp site, my right leg, and part of the lake on fire attempting to add a little bit more pazzaz to the fire by dribbling "a little bit" of gasoline into the fire pit (from a 5-gallon gas cannister). Didn't work out so well.

Kids... don't drink and stoke fires.

Answer 5

I had the same 'accident', but that happened when I was in 2nd grade.

Answer 6

My panties broke when I went to walk in the door. My date had dropped me off. I was knocking on the door and I could see mom thur the window coming to open the door. Right when she opened the door my panties fell to my feet. Well we couldn't stop laughing and we stood there laughing. I'm outside with my panties at my feet and she's on the floor rolling. It was funny cause I was 16 and just came home from a DATE and my panties broke.... So that looked GOOD!
I'm glad they make panties better nowdays!!!!!
ha!

Answer 7

I'm a male,,,was using the wrong bathroom(did not know it at the time) was in mid stream when a woman walked in,could not stop,just finished,put it away and left!

Answer 8

I thought I would use my Spanish to impress a girl in Dominica and got clubbed over the head.

Answer 9

I was introducing the president of our company and just as I said his name, out came this huge fart that was amplified by the microphone.
It embarrassed me and everyone else except the idiots that started roaring in laughter.

Answer 10

well, me and my gf were making out in the dressing rooms at abercrombie and fitch, we were in there for at least 2 hours. I had stripped down to my boxers and she was in her bra and panties. Suddenly, the door opened, and everyone in the store was watching us make out in our underwear. The manager told us to get out, and we were banned from the store for 2 weeks just for making out in our underwear!