A drunk walks up to a bartender and offers him a bet for $500 that he can pee in a shot glass on the bar while blind folded.The bartender seeing some easy money accepts,puts a shot glass on the bar and blindfolds the drunk who unzips his pants and soon pees all over the bar and the bartender,but not a drop landed in the glass.The bartender,laughing hysterically at the easy $500 he had just made,couldnt help to notice that the drunk didnt seem upset over losing so much money,so he asked him why.Upset?said the drunk,Why would I be upset,I bet MY buddy $5000 I could piss on you and your bar and you would laugh about it!
2006-06-29
18:21:06
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