3 guys car breaks down and they hike to a farm house to sleep for the night. The farmer says to them do not sleep with my daughter. The three guys are horny and they each sleep with her that night. The farmer finds out and in the morning he tells the guys to go into is field and pick a lot of your favorite fruit before you leave. The 3 guys go into the field to pick. The 1st one comes back with rasberries. The farmer tells the guy that he knew about him and his daughter and said he is going to shove the rasberries up his butt. He does this and the whole time the guy could not stop laughing. This confusied the farmer it should have been very painful. The 2nd guy then comes back with blueberries. The farmer says the same thing and starts shoving the blueberries up his butt. The 2nd guy also could not stop laughing.
When the farmer was done he asked the 2nd guy what was so funny.
The 2nd guy then replaies " The 3rd guy is picking watermelons."
2006-06-29
00:37:48
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