The coroner had called upon Bubba's two friends to come identify his burned body. He told them he knew of no one else to call since they were bubba's best friends and were inseparable.
At first they weren't able to tell because the body was burned beyond recognition. Then they remembered that Bubba had a very distinguishing appendage. They asked the coroner to turn him over. They looked at his backside and were relieved. "Well, Doc, this isn't Bubba, cause everyone knew Bubba had 2 asses."
"What do mean he had to 2 asses?"
"Well everytime we went out, everyone said, there comes Bubba and his 2 asses."
2006-06-29
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