An easy bet?

Question

A drunk walks up to a bartender and offers him a bet for $500 that he can pee in a shot glass on the bar while blind folded.The bartender seeing some easy money accepts,puts a shot glass on the bar and blindfolds the drunk who unzips his pants and soon pees all over the bar and the bartender,but not a drop landed in the glass.The bartender,laughing hysterically at the easy $500 he had just made,couldnt help to notice that the drunk didnt seem upset over losing so much money,so he asked him why.Upset?said the drunk,Why would I be upset,I bet MY buddy $5000 I could piss on you and your bar and you would laugh about it!

Answer 1

Moses and Jesus are playing a round of golf in the protestant section of Heaven. They come to a water hazard, and Moses slices straight into the pond. Not to worry, he says, I might be rusty, but I think I can still manage. Moses strains abit, but sure enough the waters part, and, dry shod, he is able to collect his golf ball. Jesus, too, slices into the water Hazard. I'm a bit rusty, too, he say, but I'll bet you I can still walk out there and get my ball. Moses takes the bet. Jesus walks a little way out onto the surface of the water before he sinks like a stone. Moses laughs. A soggy Jesus climbs out of the water and complains, Hey! I didn't have these holes in my feet the first time.

Answer 2

ha ha, heard it before still a good laugh

Answer 3

an easy $5000. hmm, i should try it..

Answer 4

awesome! check ya later ♥

Answer 5

Haha. Easy money. You should try that sometime........

Answer 6

funny and easy money

Answer 7

desporado! nice movie it was.

Answer 8

funny.....i can pee on anyone anytime.....he he he