A nice bunch of naughty jokes sent in by MM:
• Judge: So, when did you realise that you were raped?
Prostitute: When the cheque bounced!
• What’s fashion designing?
Too many brains, with too many ideas working on too little pieces of cloth… just to cover two little **** of a model.
• A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Meena First Class in Bed!
• BAR & BRA… wonder what it’s about these three letters that both induce sudden desire & thirst, anytime you see them open…
• A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don’t know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.
• Q: What’s the difference between gud & bad gals?
A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
• Why did English teacher slap johniee?
Because johniee asked her: Y is Bra is singular when it covers 2 & Panties plural when it covers only one?
2006-06-24
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