Entertainment & Music - 24 June 2006

2006-06-24 00:56:08 · 9 answers · asked by CC 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-24 00:55:13 · 2 answers · asked by Yug 1 in Movies

An Old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.
"Grandson, I wanna you lissina to me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambinos.
"Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda your wife inna bed with another man.
"Whatta you gonna do then... pointa to your watch and say, Times Up??!!"

2006-06-24 00:55:06 · 12 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

a beautiful house,all made of GLASS,with white curtains,black descent plain interiors,a real big house,with everything in it,all the luxuries ,about 3 sports cars,and 1 mayback or something,2-3 sports bikes,loads of money.....

and that tooo,in the most lonely island on earth.....not yet explored by mankind......

2006-06-24 00:53:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What costs nothing
but is worth everything,
weighs nothing, but can last a lifetime,
that one person can't own,
but two or more can share?

2006-06-24 00:52:19 · 12 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-24 00:51:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-06-24 00:48:59 · 15 answers · asked by lightweight 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Seriously, no smile should be that big.

2006-06-24 00:48:25 · 5 answers · asked by Jonas 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-24 00:47:37 · 5 answers · asked by lovex2 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-24 00:46:02 · 8 answers · asked by karun r 1 in Other - Entertainment

I know this is an old worn out question. My sister is reading a book about Elvis faking his death. There is even a cassette tape ( attatched to the book) of him telling about it himself. What do you think, and why.

2006-06-24 00:45:44 · 24 answers · asked by bookfreak2day 6 in Music

This bloke was in hospital about to have an operation.
After the op, the patient wakes up in recovery and the doctor says: "Mr Smith, Mr Smith, I have some bad news and some good news for you".
"Oh yeah, what is it", said Mr Smith.
"Well, the bad news is that we've had to take both your legs off"
"Oh my", said Mr Smith.
"But the good news is..." said the doctor., "...we've managed to sell your slippers!"

2006-06-24 00:45:19 · 13 answers · asked by Wizzy Woman 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-24 00:44:37 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Pregnant

2006-06-24 00:40:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There were 11 women hanging onto a rope that was hanging down a
cliff. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that
one person should let go because if they didn't then the rope would
break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so
finally the brunette thought to herself "I'll let go."
After a really touching speech from the brunette saying she would let
go, all of the blondes started clapping.

2006-06-24 00:38:28 · 10 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-24 00:37:03 · 3 answers · asked by Space dust 2 in Television

2006-06-24 00:35:36 · 5 answers · asked by jademan 1 in Music

A blonde,brunette and a redhead were all driving in the desert and
their car broke down. so the brunette grabbed some food the redhead
grabbed water and the blonde grabbed the car door. well the brunette
and the blonde started talking and they were all redhead why did you
grab water and she said so i could drink if i was thirsty and then
the blonde adn the redhead started talking and they were all brunette
why did you bring food? an she said so I could eat it if i get
hungury and fianlly the redhead and the brunette started talking and
they were all blonde why did you bring a car door and she said so I
could roll down the window if i get hot!

2006-06-24 00:35:24 · 17 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i'm a sledge man.

2006-06-24 00:35:22 · 3 answers · asked by ronzohooter 4 in Music

2006-06-24 00:35:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

After a whoose like Tom I couldn't be happier for her......

2006-06-24 00:34:36 · 2 answers · asked by Gone 5 in Celebrities

Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.
About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn.
The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks."
The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy
kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-
wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it.
Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it.
Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde
said, "Potatoes!"

2006-06-24 00:32:39 · 11 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Signs signs everywhere a signs
Lockin up the scenery, breaking my mind......

2006-06-24 00:32:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Just name whoever you want,and however many you want!

2006-06-24 00:32:06 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

5 frogs were sitting on a river bank.. two of them thought and decided to jump in the river.. how many left?????

2006-06-24 00:31:49 · 11 answers · asked by dinesh k 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-24 00:31:39 · 10 answers · asked by karun 1 in Movies

Spend thousands of dollars getting dressed up. Paying for the Food etc. Why don't they just use that money and give it to the cause?

2006-06-24 00:31:26 · 1 answers · asked by ceccorall 3 in Celebrities

2006-06-24 00:29:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

lying to a sick friend?
making up excuses when u dont want to do something?

2006-06-24 00:28:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i think he was right in this case wats ur opinion?

2006-06-24 00:27:30 · 2 answers · asked by answers!-here 3 in Celebrities