An Old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.
"Grandson, I wanna you lissina to me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambinos.
"Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda your wife inna bed with another man.
"Whatta you gonna do then... pointa to your watch and say, Times Up??!!"
2006-06-24 00:55:06 · 12 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry, I have no revolver. Take this:
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2006-06-24 06:33:00 · answer #1 · answered by LiN 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-06-25 01:14:33 · answer #2 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wht? Wht? Pd!!!!!! Good Mornting sire! so many moons i counted..welcome back!LOL!
thx thx!! LOLz not yet! huahuahuachihuahua!
2006-06-24 09:43:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's the great on, bro!! really!! u made my day.if u got more like this, send them on.
2006-06-24 08:25:52 · answer #4 · answered by Leon the african 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was very funny thank you for making my day.
2006-06-24 08:12:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha. this sounds just like the sopranos.
2006-06-24 11:39:32 · answer #6 · answered by boricua82991 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2006-06-24 08:03:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats nice... hahaha :D
2006-06-24 08:23:25 · answer #8 · answered by time-OUT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh ahahahaha .... that was really far-sighted ,...... haaaahihih lol;)
2006-06-24 07:57:30 · answer #9 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! that's funny!
2006-06-24 08:27:11 · answer #10 · answered by $ Richgirl $ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great!!!! is it from your experiences?????? lol
2006-06-24 08:07:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋