A lone pilot ,who was also a politician, had to crash land in slap bang in the middle of the jungle.
He wandered around for a long time and eventually, bitten, bleeding, battered, hungry and thirsty, he came upon a shack in a clearing...and there were 4 pots steaming and bubbling over open fires outside the shack. A large poster stood next to the pots, on the poster a picture of man, with skull and crossbones and written thereon :
Menu
Boiled Snakesteak $ 2.00
Boiled Porter $ 15.00
Boiled Hunter $ 25.00
Boiled Politician $ 1500.00
Just then the shack door opened and there was the man in the picture, soup spoon in hand.
"can i help you suh ?" and the pilot said "no thank you, i have just had lunch and four ice cold beers....but one question please sir ?"..
"Yes Suh?" .. "why the big difference in price on your menu ?" ...and the cook said " have you ever tried to clean one of those things suh ?".......
2006-06-24
01:17:18
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