This bloke was in hospital about to have an operation.
After the op, the patient wakes up in recovery and the doctor says: "Mr Smith, Mr Smith, I have some bad news and some good news for you".
"Oh yeah, what is it", said Mr Smith.
"Well, the bad news is that we've had to take both your legs off"
"Oh my", said Mr Smith.
"But the good news is..." said the doctor., "...we've managed to sell your slippers!"
2006-06-24 00:45:19 · 13 answers · asked by Wizzy Woman 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
After her sixth child, Jane decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory because her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace.
Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that with six children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab.
Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed.
"Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them. "Well" said the nurse; "The first is from the surgeon - the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks".
"Ahhh, that's really nice" said Jane.
"The second is from your husband. He's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!"
"Brilliant!" said Jane.
"And the third?" "That's from Eric, a patient in the burns unit," said the nurse. "He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears."
2006-06-28 13:55:12 · answer #1 · answered by Chris M 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Liked this one. Didn't groan but laughed! Great way to break bad news.
2006-06-24 07:50:49 · answer #2 · answered by daydreambeliever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did the man get the money from his slippers lol
2006-06-24 08:21:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha yup groan but its still a little funny
2006-06-24 07:49:07 · answer #4 · answered by miss T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im gonna leg it
2006-06-30 21:39:42 · answer #5 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it too often before.
2006-06-24 07:50:43 · answer #6 · answered by vwallwood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lma-ahaha! funny :D!10
2006-06-24 10:00:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, man
2006-06-26 12:18:55 · answer #8 · answered by summerain2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
what abt his pant?
2006-06-24 08:02:11 · answer #9 · answered by Born Wild 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sad!!!! but funny
2006-06-24 16:07:01 · answer #10 · answered by Bluepolka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋