BRING OUT YOUR DEAD
or in the beginning the horse/coconuts/african swallow scene
2006-06-25 06:11:07
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answered by Anonymous
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Well, if you're asking about "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," I'd have to say the part with the French. ("Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!)
But since you didn't specify, I'll tell you my favorite sketches from their tv show, too: The Spanish Inquisition and The Joke that Won the War
2006-06-24 14:35:11
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answered by Anonymous
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I love all of them it is hard to describe the ones I like the best...
"my brain hurts!!!!!"
"what do you do if a man attacks you with a raspberry?"
....and....
I know this whole song I sing it all the time...
galaxy song during the organ donor skit...
Man in Pink Evening Dress: Whenever life gets you down, Mrs Brown
And things seem hard or tough
And people are stupid obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite enough...
[As he starts to sing, the wall of the kitchen disintegrates to
reveal a magnificent night sky. The vocalist in pink escorts Mrs
Bloke up into the stars.]
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at 900 miles an hour,
That's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way.
Our galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars
It's 100,000 light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, 16,000 light years thick
But out by us its just 3,000 light years wide
We're 30,000 light years from galactic central point,
We go round every 200 million years
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding Universe.
The Universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light you know,
12 million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there
is.
So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
Because there' bugger all down here on earth.
[The vocalist in pink climbs back into the fridge and the door
slams to.]
......I absolutely love it!!!.....
2006-06-24 14:13:56
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answered by blue_eyed_woman_23 3
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I like Tim the Enchanter. Also, the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is a scream.
2006-06-24 14:26:16
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answered by cryptoscripto 4
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All: Ahhhh ahhhh ahhh
Bediver: ohhhhhh
Lancelot: No it's an ahhh in the back of the throat
Bediver: NO ohhh in surprise and alarm
Lancelot: oh you mean ahhhh
Bediver :Yes ahhhh
2006-06-24 18:19:14
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answered by Anonymous
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The dead parrot one is good
2006-06-27 14:18:00
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answered by Anonymous
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Yeah!
"On second though, lets not go to Camelot... It is a silly place"
2006-06-24 14:15:18
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answered by sealion 2
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It's only a flesh wound...
2006-06-24 16:35:09
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answered by Tori 2
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the horse trotting~that is funny.
2006-06-24 14:15:31
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answered by xX~Mandy~Xx 4
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Come back here..... I'll bite your leg off!
2006-06-24 14:13:42
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answered by purrpletoad 5
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