A nice bunch of naughty jokes sent in by MM:
• Judge: So, when did you realise that you were raped?
Prostitute: When the cheque bounced!
• What’s fashion designing?
Too many brains, with too many ideas working on too little pieces of cloth… just to cover two little **** of a model.
• A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Meena First Class in Bed!
• BAR & BRA… wonder what it’s about these three letters that both induce sudden desire & thirst, anytime you see them open…
• A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don’t know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.
• Q: What’s the difference between gud & bad gals?
A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
• Why did English teacher slap johniee?
Because johniee asked her: Y is Bra is singular when it covers 2 & Panties plural when it covers only one?
2006-06-24 07:05:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I believe they have a vaccine available now for what is ailing you. You are aware you are not well don't you? You knew you came to the right place for the right cure and also the right price!
Get the shot and you will not
be forgot
I say to Answers , thanks a lot!
2006-06-26 11:01:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I have one for you.
The teacher asks Little Johnny"which body part goes to heaven first?" Little johnny replies The feet miss" so the teacher says"why the Feet?" And Little johnny says "Because when I go in my mummy's bed room at night she has her legs in the air shouting 'Oh God I'm coming.
2006-06-24 14:45:24 · answer #2 · answered by choctawdeer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always thought it was, "Good girl's go to heaven, Bad girl's go Everywhere!" LOL
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-06-24 14:30:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have 2 agree with babii-gurl
2006-06-24 15:25:36 · answer #4 · answered by Melissa♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just hate u dear . why ask my frnd srdas59200@yahoo.com
2006-06-24 14:13:45 · answer #5 · answered by sam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
~ Why do guys think so much and girls talk so much!??--
(cuz guys have two heads and girls have 4 lips!!)
haha
2006-06-24 14:10:11 · answer #6 · answered by Sara J. 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh God..... They are all very hilarious..... LOL.
2006-06-24 14:10:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah...get help ASAP
2006-06-24 14:09:13 · answer #8 · answered by babii-gurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for sharing. The last one is best...
>> LiN <<
2006-06-24 14:33:53 · answer #9 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋