Entertainment & Music - 23 June 2006

2006-06-23 16:07:48 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

The shortest funniest joke gets 10 points

2006-06-23 16:07:45 · 19 answers · asked by Why Not 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Cold Case Files and The First 48 are 2 of my Fav shows...

2006-06-23 16:07:31 · 9 answers · asked by lowrider 1 in Television

2006-06-23 16:07:15 · 31 answers · asked by hedwigreallyrules 2 in Celebrities

2006-06-23 16:06:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-23 16:05:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the song came out in 1998 or 1997 sung by a female, songs a little like sarah mclaughlin. ( I blame it on the moonlit nights and the eagles fly!! please give me some place to start a search.
Thanks

2006-06-23 16:05:29 · 10 answers · asked by marseille l 1 in Music

01: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella, unless at the footy, and your pies are getting wet, then for the eating period only is it permissible.

02: It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e. When she is using her teeth.

03: Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his mates.

04: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.


05: If you've known a bloke for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

06: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

07: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional.


08: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

09: When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.


10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.


11: It is permissible to quaff a fruity alcopop drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another bloke in the nuts.

13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.


16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game (can explain offside or LBW) and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both that's just greedy.

19: If you compliment a bloke on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a mate of yours, except if she's withholding s*x pending your response.

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have s*x with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey s*x, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

2006-06-23 16:05:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Please reply as soon as possible. Thank you very much.

2006-06-23 16:03:46 · 21 answers · asked by Nothin 2 in Music

2006-06-23 16:03:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

everyone knows what that third one means and what is stands. for everyone uses them everyday and if you listen to me carefullly i've give given you the third word what is it?

2006-06-23 16:03:35 · 23 answers · asked by denise_tricia 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-23 16:03:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

anyone like the band the bouncing souls? they are my favorite band...most people haven't heard of them. if you are one of those people go check them out..they are so rad, if they were a fabric, they'd be plaid, everyone knows that plaid is so rad

2006-06-23 16:02:56 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

The wall behind him.

2006-06-23 16:02:16 · 5 answers · asked by Jesse S 2 in Jokes & Riddles

It has to be one product made by some company in the world. Please no answers like "luck, love, freedom," or the like. Tangible only.

2006-06-23 16:01:55 · 40 answers · asked by truthyness 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-23 16:01:15 · 27 answers · asked by tera m 2 in Television

2006-06-23 16:01:13 · 13 answers · asked by tinktink 1 in Other - Entertainment

To me he iz so FINE!!!!!!

2006-06-23 16:00:58 · 26 answers · asked by bubblegum051 1 in Music

Redneck Survey

Last name: ________________
First name: Check appropriate box:

[ ] Billy-Bob [ ] Bobby-Sue
[ ] Billy-Joe [ ] Bobby-Jo
[ ] Billy-Ray [ ] Bobby-Ann
[ ] Billy-Sue [ ] Bobby-Lee
[ ] Billy-Mae [ ] Bobby-Ellen
[ ] Billy-Jack [ ] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [ ] Male [ ] Female [ ] Not sure
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
[ ] Farmer [ ] Mechanic
[ ] Hair Dresser [ ] Waitress
[ ] Un-employed [ ] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name: __________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
Lover's Name: __________________________
2nd Lover's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck ____ kitchen
____ bedroom ____ bathroom
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable

How many teeth? ___
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know

2006-06-23 16:00:20 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

2006-06-23 15:58:52 · 20 answers · asked by Bee 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-23 15:58:35 · 10 answers · asked by funkymonkey 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I like anime characters but I have no CLUE why!

2006-06-23 15:56:35 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

http://cgi.ebay.com/Authentic-Philadelphia-Pretzel_W0QQitemZ9533477066QQcategoryZ88433QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

2006-06-23 15:56:14 · 7 answers · asked by smooogle 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-23 15:55:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

any kind of music. Punk rocks my favorite. If you r's is teh same maybe we can talk about punkrock here soon

2006-06-23 15:54:36 · 15 answers · asked by Lindsay Trulock 1 in Music

Okay here is the deal. the zodiac...an ancient form of "prediction/furture telling, etc etc etc." was based on the movement of stars and planets and there relation to each other and ourselves as humans, in our behavior and personalities, etc....okay well, since the planets and stars...being other galaxies, etc. have moved...expanded through time. our calendar has shifted somewhat also. so in that respect your sign...you birth sign that is...may not be your "true sign", math is involved, and an understanding of how the sky has changed, shifted, moved and expanded over time...but in a nut shell. Your sign....say a thousand years ago, would have been totally different from today. how does that settle with you? do you still feel strongly that your sign is correct, or does it make more sense for you since you might identify with another sign than your own?

2006-06-23 15:54:12 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Horoscopes

current or previous

2006-06-23 15:54:08 · 13 answers · asked by JaMaHo 2 in Television

What is the one thing you hate most about being a woman?
No men please!

2006-06-23 15:53:31 · 54 answers · asked by Wilson 2 in Polls & Surveys

no one in my town has a phone and i all ready e mailled them 32 time to play it.

2006-06-23 15:53:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-23 15:53:06 · 8 answers · asked by mia02393 2 in Movies