The shortest funniest joke gets 10 points
2006-06-23 16:07:45 · 19 answers · asked by Why Not 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there was two sausages sitting in a frying pan,one says to the other,"MAN IT SURE IS HOT IN HERE!" and the other one said "HOLY SH^T!!! A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!"
2006-06-23 16:12:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a woman was speeding to work when she got pulled over. the cop said where are you off too in such a hurry? the woman said im late for work. the officer asked what she did for a livin. she said im a rectum strecher. the officer looked puzzled and said how do you do that? she said well you start with one finger then two then your whole hand till there 6 foot. the officer said what do you do with a 6 foot rectum. she replied you give it a radar gun and a badge.
2006-06-24 01:43:18 · answer #2 · answered by j M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
> > A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
> >
> > She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her
>immediately.
> >
> > She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to
>hers.
> > As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
> > "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both
> > hands.
> > "Actually, no," he replied.
> > "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running
>her
> > hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
> > "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I
>can
> > do?"
> > "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running
>her
> > forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of
>her
> > fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
> > "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
> > "Tell him," she whispered,
> >
> > "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies
> > room."
2006-06-23 23:14:25 · answer #3 · answered by Savage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why couldnt the blonde leave her kitchen table in the morning? The orange juice box said concentrate
2006-06-23 23:10:16 · answer #4 · answered by hatingmsn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just received this joke from a text message..
there is this boyfriend and girlfriend..
bf: "hon, let's do 69!"
gf: "what is 69?"
bf: "it's easy.."
then they positioned theirselves..
while in that position, the boy farted 4 times..
then the girl reacted and said "omg! i cant do this anymore! i cant take anymore the remaining 65!"
lolz..
2006-06-24 00:55:32 · answer #5 · answered by g25_19_21p 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a Blonde in a tree with a briefcase??
Branch Manager
2006-06-23 23:10:25 · answer #6 · answered by Star 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
4 - one to actually do it and three to hear him brag about the screwing.
2006-06-23 23:26:03 · answer #7 · answered by cavortn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.
2006-06-23 23:14:58 · answer #8 · answered by Jesse S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are there no latino astronauts?
Do you know how long it takes a chevy to get to the moon
2006-06-23 23:09:20 · answer #9 · answered by scottfreefunny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop asking stupied quiestion?
2006-06-23 23:11:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋