"Dad," the boy called, "why is it when a little bird dies, it lays on it's back with it's legs in the air?"
"well," said the father, "they do that so God can can send his Angels down to pick them up and take them to Heaven."
A week or so later, the boy rushed down the path togreet his father coming home from work.
"Dad! Dad!" he cried, "we almost lost Mum today."
"why son, what do you mean?"
"Well there she was lying on the bed with her legs in the air crying: "Jesus, I'm coming" and if the baker hadn't been holding her down, I'm sure we would have lost her!"
2006-06-13
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