Entertainment & Music - 13 June 2006

i think "The exorcist"

2006-06-13 01:25:20 · 37 answers · asked by Ankur 1 in Movies

For example:I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning,sexy,cute & adorable.I was going 2 buy it 4 u but I realized it was my own reflection!

2006-06-13 01:24:41 · 5 answers · asked by Lydia 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Got this song stuck in your head?

OOOOHHHHH
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener,
Yes that is what I'd truly like to beeeeeee
Cuz, If I were an Oscar Meyer wiener,
The whole world would be in love with
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2006-06-13 01:23:44 · 31 answers · asked by itty 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-13 01:23:04 · 11 answers · asked by Tabitha B 1 in Television

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speedingdown Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say...""And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said,
"Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding.
He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell.
"I'm the groom"

2006-06-13 01:22:53 · 7 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-13 01:21:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Hi,

I was in a club recently, and was blown away by some young band, there lyrics where fast and furios, PUNK AS HELL!!

The was one song I really liked, only problem was don't know it's name I think they were covering works by other bands...

It went something like this...

I'm not part of your elite
Just alright
Class structure waving colors
bleeding from my throat

Really hope you can help me here!!

2006-06-13 01:17:14 · 9 answers · asked by East Bay Punk 4 in Music

2006-06-13 01:16:25 · 2 answers · asked by Raju.K.M 5 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-13 01:14:57 · 5 answers · asked by curious 1 in Celebrities

I would live in either Finland, Philly, Hawaii, or Vegas!!
I love all 4 places!!

2006-06-13 01:11:56 · 66 answers · asked by Ashley 3 in Polls & Surveys

I have never met any Virgo men if you are one i want to know. if women i like to know your birthday. An if your not a virgo and want point's go ahead and put your birthday and sign...my birthday is Sept, 15, 1985 i only know one person that had the same birthday as me and her name was the same as me we were only a few min's apart how cool is that? Oh and i think Virgo ROCK!!

2006-06-13 01:11:40 · 19 answers · asked by a_lil_witchie 2 in Horoscopes

Hi I am asking for songs, I had specify no LOVE song , and people keep putting love song in theirs choice. grrrr...
Please only people who understand question, I am looking for song that play in the dance club
like Rianna sos or don't ya wish... NO R kelly, no ciara, no rap nothing that sounds like that I alreayd have enough of those song

2006-06-13 01:10:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Hi everybody….i am posting a few of my fave jokes here….plz rate all of them together on a scale of 10…thnxx…

1- A doctor and his wife were sitting in deck chairs on the beach when a beautiful young
girl in a very brief bikini jogged towards them. As she came to the doctor she waved
at him and said, in a huskily sexy voice “hi, there!” before continuing on her way.
“Who was that?” demanded the doctor’s wife.
“Oh, just someone I met professionally “, replied the doctor.
“Oh, yes!" snorted the wife. “Whose profession? Yours or hers?”


2-The doctor had just finished examining the very attractive young girl.
DOCTOR:- “Have you been going out with men, Miss Jones?”
MISS JONES:- “Oh no, doctor, never”.
DOCTOR:- “Are you sure? Bearing in mind that I’ve now examined the sample
you sent, do you still say u have never had anything to do with
men?”
MISS JONES:- “Quite sure doctor. Can I go now?”
DOCTOR:- “No”
MISS JONES:- “Why not?”
DOCTOR:- “ Because, Miss Jones, I’m waiting for the arrival of the three wise
men”.



3-A Scotsman was seriously ill in hospital and his last request was for his bagpipes to be played. They were. He recovered. The other patients died.


4-George was called to the doctors for a check-up, but the real reason for his recall
Was to give him some advice.
“ How many children have you now George?” the doctor asked.
“I’ve got 11 doctor, at the last count. Not a bad score for a life’s work!” George boasted.
“It’s about time you thought about your partner,” the doctor scolded. “Any more
children could kill her,” he warned.
George’s smile moved from his face as he heeded the warning. “We won’t have
any more. If she has any more I will hang myself.”
Time moved on and George’s wife confessed that she was pregnant again. When she was out doing the shopping, George fitted a hook into the ceiling and slung a rope over it. Standing on the chair with the rope around his neck, a thought entered his head whish made him remove the rope. “Hold on a bit”, he told himself. “I might be hanging the wrong man!”


5-An elderly doctor took a young partner into his practice and said, “ I would like
you to accompany me on my visits tomorrow so that you can observe my procedure, which you may care to adopt.” So the next day they set off. The first visit was to a rather plump lady, who was reclining in bed. After introducing his new partner, the old doctor took the patient’s temperature but dropped the thermometer which he retrieved from under the bed where it had fallen. As they prepared to depart he said, “ You know, Mrs. Goodbody, you would recover much quicker if you didn’t eat so many chocolates.” The patient blushed and they left. When they were outside the house, the young doctor asked the older one how he knew about the lady’s chocolate- eating habit.
“Well,” relied the older doctor, “you saw me stoop down to pick up the thermometer? Under the bed were all the chocolate wrappings.”

At the next house a very elegant lady was sitting up in bed in readiness for their visit. So the old doctor said “I’ve brought along my new partner who will attend to you this morning Mrs. Loveday.” Whereupon the young doctor proceeded to take the patients temperature and he also dropped the thermometer which fell to the floor.
As they were leaving he said, “ You know, Mrs. Loveday, you ought not take so much of interest in church affairs”.
The doctors said their goodbyes and made their way out of the house.
On being alone with the younger doctor, the older doctor asked “ how did you know that Mrs. Loveday was interested in church affairs.”
“Because,” replied the younger doctor simply, “when I went to retrieve the thermometer from under Mrs. Loveday’s bed, there was the vicar.”

*****************************************************************

6-The eminent surgeon was walking through the local churchyard one day when
he saw the gravedigger having a rest and drinking from a bottle of beer.
“Hey you!” called the surgeon. “How dare you laze about and drink alcohol on the churchyard! Get on with your job, or I shall complain to the vicar”.
“I should have thought you’d be the last person to complain,” said the gravedigger, “bearing in mind all your blunders I’ve had to cover up”.


7-It was a dark cloudy night and the drunk staggered into the cemetr and fell
into a hole which had been dug in preparation for a burial the following day. The
hiccupped and fell asleep.
Half an hour later another drunk swayed into the cemetery. He was singing loudly
and his raucous voice woke up the drunk in the grave who suddenly started to yell
that he was cold.
The singing drunk tottered to the edge of the grave and peered blurrily down at
the complaining drunk. “Its no wonder you are cold,” he shouted down to the
drunk. “You have kicked all the soil off yourself.”

2006-06-13 01:09:59 · 7 answers · asked by bmyfriend 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-13 01:09:11 · 7 answers · asked by Kochuvava 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-13 01:08:47 · 10 answers · asked by watshername 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-13 01:07:23 · 8 answers · asked by be away 2 in Celebrities

2006-06-13 01:06:47 · 9 answers · asked by ms c 1 in Television

this was a line in a film, I'm sure it was, can anyone remember which film it was in...

2006-06-13 01:06:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

the horsy slipped and fell on the flee. "oops" said the flee "there's a horse on me"

2006-06-13 00:59:44 · 3 answers · asked by a g 2 in Jokes & Riddles

in reference yo interview published in times life.she says acts as per own will &wants people to respect her not seeing her work but what she feels about living life like ordinary persons

2006-06-13 00:58:51 · 10 answers · asked by ravi 1 in Other - Entertainment

A doctor walks into a bank to make a deposit. As he is waiting in line he reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and attempts to endorse a check. Somewhat aggrivated at the lack of ink , he looks down and realizes his mistake and mumbles, "great, some asshole has got my pen."

2006-06-13 00:58:27 · 4 answers · asked by Texas Chic 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-13 00:57:13 · 2 answers · asked by wildboomer 2 in Television

2006-06-13 00:55:22 · 6 answers · asked by feathersnake 1 in Other - Entertainment

What is the singer in The Eagles in the song "Hotel California" referring to? I mean, what is the song about. Don't say it's about a hotel, please!!

2006-06-13 00:51:58 · 35 answers · asked by aditi u 1 in Music

2006-06-13 00:50:57 · 13 answers · asked by ms c 1 in Music

choices like blue, linkin park , back street boyz or ne other

2006-06-13 00:48:26 · 19 answers · asked by Ankur 1 in Music

2006-06-13 00:47:02 · 16 answers · asked by myebinger321 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Saya suka penyanyi bernama Siti Nurhaliza karena dia punya suara yang enak. Dan kamu ?

2006-06-13 00:46:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-13 00:46:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-06-13 00:43:41 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music