Entertainment & Music - 13 June 2006

A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers,

the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, go ahead and give it a try!" The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp.

Lying nearby were seven more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out

"SH*T... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"

2006-06-13 01:41:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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who shares this view wit me?

the pirated Tsotsi movie is the hit than the original!!!!
the sounds and the ending make the pirated movie mo exciting!!!
do u agree with these?

2006-06-13 01:40:20 · 4 answers · asked by SHUSIE 2 in Movies

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Which is your best music video?

2006-06-13 01:38:42 · 17 answers · asked by nevermind4887 1 in Music

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Which movie will win the Iifa award held in dubai this year?

2006-06-13 01:38:19 · 1 answers · asked by nevermind4887 1 in Movies

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Which rock band do you prefer korn or metallica?

2006-06-13 01:37:21 · 14 answers · asked by nevermind4887 1 in Music

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Which INXS song do you like better?

"Everglow" or:Pretty Vegas?"

2006-06-13 01:36:10 · 12 answers · asked by Paige 3 in Music

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Wit who you'll really want to be with?

Example:I really like to be with Avril Lavigne[and its not a joke...]

2006-06-13 01:36:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan?

2006-06-13 01:35:03 · 30 answers · asked by Paige 3 in Celebrities

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Why do celebrities like to change partners? Why can't they just be satisfied with whom they have?

2006-06-13 01:34:27 · 13 answers · asked by meiwij 2 in Celebrities

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Hilary Duff or Avril Lavigine?

2006-06-13 01:34:21 · 21 answers · asked by Paige 3 in Celebrities

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Where can I find lyrics for Arab Nasheed?

2006-06-13 01:33:27 · 3 answers · asked by Crystalline As Dew 2 in Music

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Which song starts like this:?

"Breaking rocks in the hot sun..."

And who played it originally?

2006-06-13 01:33:06 · 9 answers · asked by dfhdfhdf s 2 in Music

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Jazz singers?

I love smooth jazz and I'm bored with Norah Jones, Frank Sinatra, Ray Charles. Could you give me another good jazz singers? I'm searching for some jazz singers who sing like Norah Jones.

2006-06-13 01:31:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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What's your fave song/tv show/movie?

2006-06-13 01:31:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Number of sailer send SOS, if only one sailer send the message; what is the name ?

2006-06-13 01:29:24 · 6 answers · asked by Hitumi 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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how rich is that guy from my fair brady is he still rich?

2006-06-13 01:28:51 · 5 answers · asked by uknowforsho 1 in Television

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What comic strip do you wish they would turn into a movie?

okay they made over the hedge into a movie what about some other comic strips. like calvin and hobbes? beetle bailey? far side?

2006-06-13 01:27:46 · 24 answers · asked by Suki_Sue_Curly_Q 4 in Comics & Animation

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How to get the work as an artist when one has no any influence in the film industry???

Beang an artist I want to work in films/serials/ads, but having no any said field contacts I feel very diffculty to enter in this industry. However I have tried much to get the work by calling the concernd people but no awail....I am 27 yrs goood looking person having an experience of working the stage dramas. So it is requested you to guide me what should my further step. Thank you...

2006-06-13 01:27:00 · 1 answers · asked by rajesh r 1 in Television

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how many seasons of the OC have been screened on television?

2006-06-13 01:26:43 · 1 answers · asked by doctordang4887 1 in Television