could you ever get enough of blonde jokes?

Question

A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.



After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers,

the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"



The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, go ahead and give it a try!" The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.



Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp.



Lying nearby were seven more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out



"SH*T... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"

Answer 1

A blonde lady rings up her boyfriend and says "please come home and help me finish this jigsaw puzzle. None of the pieces will fit together"

her boyfriend returns home and says " right i'll help you with your jigsaw but first we need to tidy up these corn flakes"

Answer 2

A blonde walks into a hairdressers' wearing an MP3 player.

The hairdresser asks her to remove the player before she starts to cut the hair. The blond says, "No, if I take the earphones out, I will die." The hairdresser says, " I can't cut your hair like that - get another hairdresser".

The blond tries several other hairdressers, but they all refuse to cut her hair unless she removes her MP3 player.

Finally, she finds someone who will cut her hair while she is listening to her player.

But while she is cutting the hair she accidentally snips the earphones cable. A few seconds later, the blond collapses and within minutes is pronounced dead.

The police arrive to investigate. They get another pair of earphones and plug it into the MP3 Player. They then hear rthe words, "Beathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out....."

What's the difference between a blond and a supermarket cart?

A supermarket cart has a mind of its own.

Answer 3

Could you ever get enough of blondes ??

Answer 4

HEHE :-)

cheers, thatz why im here at this time of day ;-)

Answer 5

very good