Entertainment & Music - 13 June 2006

around the carpark of a bar bumping into cars and rubbing them on the roofs.The manager comes out and stops him and says"What are you doing?"
"Im looking for my car"the drunk answeres."So how does feeling the roof help?"
"My car has two blue lights and a siren on top!!!"

2006-06-13 23:17:22 · 13 answers · asked by Shea 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Which one is more rude?

2006-06-13 23:16:37 · 19 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Polls & Surveys

I look terrible in snaps usually...this one seemed decent...what dyu say? should i take it off??

2006-06-13 23:13:38 · 8 answers · asked by Navster 3 in Polls & Surveys

had an affair with an 18 year odl girl.So he went into Confessional and said"Father I have sinned"The preist says"Go a head my son,what is your sin?"The old guys tells the preist all about his adventures,then the preist akss"When was your last confession?"
"Never Father.Im a protestant"
Then the ppreist says"Then why are you telling me about this?"
The guy replies"Oh no,Father Im not just telling you Im telling every body!!"

2006-06-13 23:12:56 · 5 answers · asked by Shea 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-13 23:10:47 · 15 answers · asked by wally 2 in Jokes & Riddles

a priest had a young ****(male hen) and cared very much for it. One day the **** was missing and the priest was very sad. after having searched the **** with no results, he decided to ask others to search it. Next day in sermans, he asked
does any body has the ****?
All males stood up.
No -No, I want to know have any body seen the ****?
All the females stood up.
No-No, does any body seen my ****?
All the nuns stood up

2006-06-13 23:09:45 · 4 answers · asked by Dev 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-13 23:08:05 · 3 answers · asked by abhayraj 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-13 23:07:07 · 11 answers · asked by ^^S3XY GENIUS^^ 1 in Other - Entertainment

with long hair and blue eyes she was so sick of all those blonde jokes that she cut and dyed her her ,she also went out and bought a new convertable.While driving down a country lane she came across a herd of sheep.She stopped and called the herder over"Thats a nice flock of sheep"she says
"Well thank you"he replied
"Tell you what if I can guess how many sheep are in the flock can I keep one?"
"Sure"he said.So she looked at them for a while and said"382"
"Wow"said the herder."Thats exactly right.Go ahead and pick a sheep"The woman picked one out and put it in her car.Watching this the herder came over to her and said"I f I can guess your real hair color can I have my dog back?!"

2006-06-13 23:04:57 · 8 answers · asked by Shea 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-13 23:01:07 · 6 answers · asked by ^^S3XY GENIUS^^ 1 in Other - Entertainment

Q.What is white and liable to kill u if it falls from a tree?
A.a fridge
Q.whats blue and liable to kill u if it falls from a tree?
A. a fridge in a denim jacket

2006-06-13 22:59:24 · 8 answers · asked by lerz2000uk 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I often wonder about the answerers on this site. What if poison ivy was really some dude named Albert who lived in Ohio? Or Miss Nurse was actually Bob in Florida. Or Proud Mommy was Proud Daddy in Toronto. Maybe I am actually Brianna in Seattle, and that pic is my brother. You never know...

2006-06-13 22:57:25 · 38 answers · asked by BrianL 6 in Polls & Surveys

i am 5ft 4 inch fair stocky built with long straight hair and good looks..Looks like salman khan will i get a break if i try cause i almost look like bollywood star

2006-06-13 22:55:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-13 22:55:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-06-13 22:55:15 · 18 answers · asked by iamask8tr 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Which girl in Hi 5 do u think is the hottest?

1)Kelly 2)Charlie 3)katheen

2006-06-13 22:55:14 · 10 answers · asked by Hot girl 1 in Television

mine is real thing by alice in chains

2006-06-13 22:54:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-13 22:54:16 · 4 answers · asked by grundy 1 in Music

2006-06-13 22:52:24 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if irish tells truth and english means lie.... if you are in a shore you saw three person then you tell them are they irish or english? the fisrt person answers but his words blown away by the wind and the secong answers ''he says hes irish and he is. So i AM.
the third person answers he is english but i am a english
what is the nationality of the three man?

2006-06-13 22:51:33 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-13 22:51:29 · 16 answers · asked by BrianL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-13 22:51:29 · 6 answers · asked by grundy 1 in Music

I just want to see how many funny/stupid comments I get. Best one gets the ten points, lol.

2006-06-13 22:50:14 · 20 answers · asked by YOUR OPINION COUNTS 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-13 22:48:06 · 8 answers · asked by Ikram 2 in Celebrities

PLEASE TELL ME THE NAME OF THE ACTRESSES OF SPIDERMAN1,2,3 MOVIE

2006-06-13 22:45:32 · 15 answers · asked by Glimpsy 1 in Movies

I mean i am shy with my family & they don't want me to be an actor.Please Please Please Help me!!!!!

2006-06-13 22:43:22 · 9 answers · asked by unplugged 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-13 22:42:32 · 7 answers · asked by Ikram 2 in Celebrities

2006-06-13 22:41:40 · 14 answers · asked by BrianL 6 in Polls & Surveys

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."



he he he....u like it???

2006-06-13 22:39:27 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-13 22:37:52 · 4 answers · asked by wesleylane89 1 in Music