After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."
he he he....u like it???
2006-06-13 22:39:27 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha... Very good Joke BABy
2006-06-13 22:42:48 · answer #1 · answered by Jasmine B 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
you dont have anything better to do huh? *sigh* oh yes it was wonderful. the best joke Ive ever heard in my entire life, in fact let me engrave that joke in concrete and save it for years to come so that my grandchildren will look upon it and show there children for endless generations. oh wait no, I made that up, im not going to do that at all, in fact I think I might puke at the fact that such a corny and stupid joke could ever exist on this planet without being against the laws of nature and all that exists for harmony and peace instead of chaos and destruction which shall overwhelm the universe as it has this joke, in fact it completely blows my mind how such a insane and utterly useless joke could ever be conceived this side of the cosmos without breaking the law of the 3rd Dimension by at least 2 times and being consumed in a ultracosmetrical vortex which would destroy the entire universe with one blast like fire from the nostrils of flaming horses as they ride through the night, how could anyone believe in such a foolish and stupid joke and be completely and utterly retarded to show and tell other people thus spreading the chaos of the 4th dimension in such a way that it would inevitably destroy us all, this joke makes me want to gag so hard that it would rip the very fabric of time and space tearing the essence of creation apart and bending it to my very will, I would then erradicate this meaningless joke out of existence and the haunted memory it now plagues me with for ever more, disdain disdain disdain, it wreaks the very core of my soul with endless tortures far greater than anyone has ever conceived even in the 5th gravamatrical design of the 13th vertex of the upper quantrant of time, it eats away my very thoughts and knaws at my mind, it rips apart the very intelligence that holds my brain in place, if only enough power could be summoned to recall these events from ever taking place, if only there were some way to destroy these distasteful riddles from my spirit, I long for death now, no I take that back, for in death what if this annoying thorn should some how go with me for eternity, my soul itself would go mad, no I wish not for my death but for the death of this irritating, annoying, unintellectual, corny, plotless, meaningless, tasteless, crappy excuse for a joke. I wish it with all the fibers of my mind body and spirit, I spit at thee, I spit at this thorn for a joke, I would say your joke was a piece of crap, but then I should have to apologize to the piece of crap from whence I refered it to. Bah, Bah I say
2006-06-14 06:05:09 · answer #2 · answered by kk_jediknight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hhahahahahah!!! I never heard that one before!!! XD!! LOL!! LMAO!! ROTL!!! *laighs into a coma* Hahaha! Thats made my day!
from your friendly answering girl, cheesecakelover LOL!! XD! =D
2006-06-14 15:52:43 · answer #3 · answered by cheesecakelover101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW finally BABy is grown up to a level where he can tell us joke. NIce one baby
2006-06-14 06:15:45 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its only about 50 years old at least,butstill funny
2006-06-14 05:41:04 · answer #5 · answered by judy_r8 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's great BABy can i give you a nickname? how bout cheese lol check ya later â¥
2006-06-14 05:46:05 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya, very funny
2006-06-14 06:36:07 · answer #7 · answered by desperate housewife 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupidity really kills.
that's a nice one Baby.
2006-06-14 05:54:38 · answer #8 · answered by sumire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
judy u r wrong, it's nearly 80 yrs. old, my grandparents told me this joke.
2006-06-14 05:43:22 · answer #9 · answered by sandy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur funny baby
hahhahha
lolololololo
nice day
thanxxx
love n peace
2006-06-14 07:44:44 · answer #10 · answered by sb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋