had an affair with an 18 year odl girl.So he went into Confessional and said"Father I have sinned"The preist says"Go a head my son,what is your sin?"The old guys tells the preist all about his adventures,then the preist akss"When was your last confession?"
"Never Father.Im a protestant"
Then the ppreist says"Then why are you telling me about this?"
The guy replies"Oh no,Father Im not just telling you Im telling every body!!"
2006-06-13 23:12:56 · 5 answers · asked by Shea 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have another one.
A priest has a long line for catholics waiting for confession. The first man says, forgive me father for i have sinned, and the man says i am sorry father, but i have fornicated with the new lass of town Fannie Green every day for the past week. The father says 5 hail marys... Blah Blah Blah... The next man comes in, and says he has slept with Fannie Green too, the father gives the same redemption. Man after man they confess the same thing with Fannie Green.
At the end of the day, a young beautiful woman comes into the church wearing an emerald dress and emerald hat and gloves. She sits down in front of the alter and windows.
The Priest goes to one of the alter boys and asks him "Is that Fannie Green?" the Alterboy replies "no i think its just the reflection from the dress."
2006-06-13 23:26:39 · answer #1 · answered by K G girl 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hehehehe that's funny
2006-06-14 06:46:27 · answer #2 · answered by EvilFairies 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get off the net pls i'm bored already
2006-06-14 06:33:45 · answer #3 · answered by DZEDZEA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolmao! nice joke!
thx!
2006-06-14 06:20:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There it is... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... I like that one.
2006-06-14 06:18:39 · answer #5 · answered by Cato_I 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋