Entertainment & Music - 13 June 2006

A 90 year old man is having his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he is doing. "I've never been better!" he replies. "I have an 18 year old bride who is pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considers this for a moment and then says: "Well, let me tell you a story: I know a guy who is an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day, he is in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrellainstead of his gun. So, he walks in the woods near a creek and he spots a
beaver in bush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points
it at the beaver and squeezes the handle. *BAM*, the beaver drops dead in front of him.
"That's impossible!", says the old man in disbelief Someone else must have shot that beaver!"
"Exactly!"

2006-06-13 22:37:19 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-13 22:35:52 · 21 answers · asked by lerz2000uk 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-13 22:34:20 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

whats the difference between sharon stone and porno actress?
why she get the respect amoung people but not others?

2006-06-13 22:33:31 · 7 answers · asked by jamuna160180 3 in Movies

2006-06-13 22:32:07 · 13 answers · asked by nil d 3 in Other - Entertainment

I always check my alarm clock 2 or 3 times, just to make sure

I always double or triple check the stove, making sure it's off

Same with the coffee pot

2006-06-13 22:31:12 · 13 answers · asked by BrianL 6 in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever watched "THE MARINE"? By J. Cena? Is he good acting?

2006-06-13 22:29:59 · 3 answers · asked by annaliesse_coolgal 2 in Movies

I'm the one of a scriptwriter in Malaysia. So I want to send and present my idea and my script to Mr Steven Spielberg and I want to know the way that I can contact him to discuss about this.

2006-06-13 22:27:52 · 7 answers · asked by writer from malaysia 1 in Movies

i am a real fan of hers, she is hot

2006-06-13 22:25:51 · 2 answers · asked by santosh s 4 in Celebrities

2006-06-13 22:25:06 · 20 answers · asked by nyk 1 in Movies

2006-06-13 22:23:51 · 7 answers · asked by osman e 1 in Movies

Personally I think Myspace.It's lost it's appeal to me.

2006-06-13 22:22:10 · 4 answers · asked by Je♥n 5 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-13 22:21:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-06-13 22:21:17 · 9 answers · asked by Evil Wordmonger, LTD LOL 6 in Movies

i am aryan mandy a delhite

2006-06-13 22:19:56 · 53 answers · asked by ARYAN MANDY 4 in Jokes & Riddles

U2's Beautiful Day is a good example, as is Jackie Wilson's 'Sweetest Feeling'...

Any ideas?

2006-06-13 22:19:22 · 8 answers · asked by gobletstopper 1 in Music

One guy looked at me,licked his lips and said, Let's play post office.I'll let you lick.

Why why why c'mon man.It's called maturity.

2006-06-13 22:17:38 · 4 answers · asked by Je♥n 5 in Other - Entertainment

it was about everybody getting along and i think working together. i know it was something like that. i think it was a remake of an older song.

2006-06-13 22:17:21 · 1 answers · asked by bluesky_mozark 1 in Music

I dont remember much. It was a space show...designed for kids..I believe most of the kids were players also. I remember one of the main characters was a young kid with black hair and a V on his head. I'm having a hard time remembering any other details unfortunately. ;/

2006-06-13 22:17:08 · 2 answers · asked by xxx 3 in Television

Do you think its:

1- Its just another fiction movie with no hidden agenda?

Or

2- It aims at deleberately attacking the fundamentals of christianity?

2006-06-13 22:15:33 · 20 answers · asked by Karen 2 in Movies

I need a gigle so if anyone has any jokes plz let me know them?

2006-06-13 22:11:43 · 10 answers · asked by kimmycool2000 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i've already watch animes like
Berserk
Cardcaptor Saurka
DN Angel
Prince of tennis
Hellsing
and some others dose anyone know any other anime thats cool

2006-06-13 22:09:44 · 25 answers · asked by DJ 2 in Comics & Animation

The president and sergeant-at-arms of a local chapter of a well-known motorcycle club were debating the amount of "work" involved in sex.
"I think sex is 50% fun and 50% work", said the president.
"I think sex is 75% fun and 25% work", responded the sergeant-at-arms.
When they asked a prospect who was washing the motorcycles of the president and sergeant-at-arms for his opinion on the subject, the prospect responded, "I think sex is 100% fun."
When asked how in the hell he could possibly think that, the prospect responded, "If there was any damn work involved in sex you both would have me doing it!"

2006-06-13 22:07:35 · 13 answers · asked by roadkill 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-13 22:07:00 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

For me, I love "Saving Private Ryan", its so patriotic! Especially the bloody massacre opening on Omaha Beach...
I've watched "Band of Brothers", "Enemy at the Gates", "U-571", and "Life is Beautiful" also. They're quite good...

Oh, BTW, do you all know any war-movie about World War II that could make us put sympathy toward NAZI itself?!? I know it sounds crazy... but who knows...

What do you all think then? Any best war-movie about World War II to recommend?

2006-06-13 22:06:53 · 16 answers · asked by Professor Franklin 4 in Movies

hey i am crazy about harry porter because its a nice story ... intresting too .. i have read all six but want to know how much they are ... i mean how many parts still to come ..

2006-06-13 22:05:53 · 15 answers · asked by Mr Carin 2 in Comics & Animation

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Do x,y,z belong above the line or below? Why?

2006-06-13 22:05:51 · 8 answers · asked by Cato_I 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-13 22:05:12 · 8 answers · asked by Nicholas 1 in Music

2006-06-13 22:01:51 · 6 answers · asked by jp_nesta 2 in Music

I watched the West Wing (start to finish), Medium, House, Las Vegas, but all the series have come to an end. What should I watch over the summer? I'm UK resident (but can find these on the internet).

2006-06-13 22:01:48 · 6 answers · asked by RaveDJ 1 in Television