A 90 year old man is having his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he is doing. "I've never been better!" he replies. "I have an 18 year old bride who is pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considers this for a moment and then says: "Well, let me tell you a story: I know a guy who is an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day, he is in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrellainstead of his gun. So, he walks in the woods near a creek and he spots a
beaver in bush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points
it at the beaver and squeezes the handle. *BAM*, the beaver drops dead in front of him.
"That's impossible!", says the old man in disbelief Someone else must have shot that beaver!"
"Exactly!"
2006-06-13 22:37:19 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ouch! Pd!! Good morning sir... hi hi...lol
huahuahuahua! ten plus! lol
thx! good day to u!
2006-06-13 22:44:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Angels & Airwaves Plus 40 4 a number of undesirable faith is okay, some songs curse slightly yet no longer a good purchase some green Day some Blink 182 The Offspring isn't too undesirable Alice In Chains old song would not curse plenty: Aerosmith Winger Warrant White Lion Stryper Def Leppard Kiss The Ramones Rush The Beatles Les Zeppelin Firehouse purple Floyd Poison Eddie money Toto Deep purple bill Squier The Rolling Stones sure settle for solid success
2016-12-08 20:34:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL... I heard of it before but still worth a chuckle...
2006-06-14 00:27:02 · answer #3 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, Pd, classy....lol
2006-06-13 22:49:58 · answer #4 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old one... heard it many times... but still makes me "smile".
2006-06-13 22:57:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
classic bloody classic lollolololololol
2006-06-13 22:41:29 · answer #6 · answered by gotta_be_gnome 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty fine.
--- LeeeN
2006-06-14 19:04:55 · answer #7 · answered by LiN 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
amusing.........!!!!
but whats more amusing the way looking4answer goes gooogah over ur jokes....and she gets a 10!!!! smirk!!!!
2006-06-13 22:55:03 · answer #8 · answered by tia_alld 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha like that one
2006-06-14 05:00:03 · answer #9 · answered by cute_but_dangerous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best one i have ever heard.
2006-06-13 23:18:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋