with long hair and blue eyes she was so sick of all those blonde jokes that she cut and dyed her her ,she also went out and bought a new convertable.While driving down a country lane she came across a herd of sheep.She stopped and called the herder over"Thats a nice flock of sheep"she says
"Well thank you"he replied
"Tell you what if I can guess how many sheep are in the flock can I keep one?"
"Sure"he said.So she looked at them for a while and said"382"
"Wow"said the herder."Thats exactly right.Go ahead and pick a sheep"The woman picked one out and put it in her car.Watching this the herder came over to her and said"I f I can guess your real hair color can I have my dog back?!"
2006-06-13 23:04:57 · 8 answers · asked by Shea 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA loved that one
2006-06-14 04:49:45 · answer #1 · answered by cute_but_dangerous 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
uncertain, yet do u think of he's Peter Pan and became speaking in 0.33 person? The shadow, i've got self assurance, became stated as "it" or "he" by the different boy, then the blonde one mentioned "it may desire to take time, yet Peter Pan by no ability fails." It became as though he became being cocky... basically like Peter in my opinion.
2016-12-08 09:03:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one 8/10
2006-06-13 23:13:50 · answer #3 · answered by Naresh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny. you'd think she'd know the difference between a dog and a sheep.
2006-06-13 23:09:32 · answer #4 · answered by tiggerkitty3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol !! that was good. i liked it. out of 10? i'll give it an 8.
She was still a dumb blond.
2006-06-13 23:11:52 · answer #5 · answered by Gee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, another blonde joke... All right!
2006-06-13 23:11:51 · answer #6 · answered by Cato_I 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was very funny
2006-06-13 23:10:58 · answer #7 · answered by Jasmine B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now dat was funny!!!! lol
2006-06-13 23:08:33 · answer #8 · answered by tia_alld 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋