For example:I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning,sexy,cute & adorable.I was going 2 buy it 4 u but I realized it was my own reflection!
2006-06-13 01:24:41 · 5 answers · asked by Lydia 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok, i got this one a few weeks ago - a man and his son were visiting the city for the first time as they stood in front of an elevator. While they waited, they saw an old woman walk in and the elevator door closed; in a few minutes, they saw a young and very attractive woman walk out of that same elevator. The man watched in amazement and said to his son 'put ur mother in!'
2006-06-13 02:05:02 · answer #1 · answered by Iamtheone 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I got this sms from a friend the other day
"if the sewers carried my greetings to u all the way, I would send with each sh!t a hello every day"
2006-06-13 01:51:44 · answer #2 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So u r sexy,cutie and adorable one yeah?
2006-06-13 01:30:50 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
2006-06-13 05:36:05 · answer #4 · answered by moonearth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read smoking was bad, so i stopped smoking
i read drinking was bad, so i stopped smoking
i read ******* was bad, so i stopped
READING THAT IS
2006-06-13 01:43:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋