A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speedingdown Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say...""And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said,
"Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding.
He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell.
"I'm the groom"
2006-06-13 01:22:53 · 7 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bet you are not the cop, huh?
lol
--- LeeeN
2006-06-14 19:08:05 · answer #1 · answered by LiN 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
It's a good one though I think I've heard it before.
I don't know who's more pathetic though, the police officer or the groom
2006-06-13 01:26:43 · answer #2 · answered by sumire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Pd, nice to have you back. Gr8t strike, thx......Lol
2006-06-13 02:41:49 · answer #3 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey PD, good joke. but you have been silent for quite a good time. we miss you
2006-06-13 01:40:45 · answer #4 · answered by Dev 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-06-13 05:35:05 · answer #5 · answered by moonearth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!ha!ha! that's a nice one! very good!!!
2006-06-13 01:31:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice n funny :)
2006-06-14 04:30:35 · answer #7 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋