"Dad," the boy called, "why is it when a little bird dies, it lays on it's back with it's legs in the air?"
"well," said the father, "they do that so God can can send his Angels down to pick them up and take them to Heaven."
A week or so later, the boy rushed down the path togreet his father coming home from work.
"Dad! Dad!" he cried, "we almost lost Mum today."
"why son, what do you mean?"
"Well there she was lying on the bed with her legs in the air crying: "Jesus, I'm coming" and if the baker hadn't been holding her down, I'm sure we would have lost her!"
2006-06-13 19:35:05 · 15 answers · asked by jaye21 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks, here's another:
God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth.
Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all.
God: I am ashamed of you, my man, for that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves.
Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please forgive me!
God: My man, I am ashamed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW.
Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshipped my wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out three times a week, and...
God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire!
Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar.
Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem?!
Man 3: I just saw my wife on rollerskates!
2006-06-13 20:21:06 · answer #1 · answered by amac79 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice! 9/10
2006-06-14 02:46:30 · answer #2 · answered by toaddozer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor kid didn't realize what was happening - but a funny joke all the same. Thank you.
2006-06-14 02:44:45 · answer #3 · answered by BrowBrat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard of this but it was the mailman...
What would the Baker doing in their house...
2006-06-14 04:03:03 · answer #4 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okkkkk, was there suppose to be an answer because I like that one
2006-06-14 02:37:58 · answer #5 · answered by luckygurl409 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoLzzzzzzzz
That is awful but funny
2006-06-14 04:52:34 · answer #6 · answered by Curiosity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL mi and my smaller sis could not stop laughing for 5 minutes after reading this joke...............
2006-06-14 03:39:33 · answer #7 · answered by sweetness wid mi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!!!
2006-06-14 02:38:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
goooooood
2006-06-14 03:02:31 · answer #9 · answered by K J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thas nice!!
2006-06-14 04:03:43 · answer #10 · answered by ky11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋