A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen
you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?", said the pirate, "I feel fine."
Bartender, "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, But I'm fine
now."
"Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.
My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
Bartender "What about that eye patch?"
Pirate, "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew Over.
I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the Bartender! , "You couldn't lose an eye just
from bird crap."
Pirate, "It was my first day with the hook."
2006-06-13
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