yo mamma is so fat that when she went to the gulf of mexico to swim she farted and made hurricane katrina
2006-06-13 09:02:24 · 11 answers · asked by alex d 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Hippie & The Nun!
A Hippie was riding on the bus, and was sitting beside a Nun.
He said to the Nun, "I want to make love to you!"
The Nun replied to the Hippie, "I am a Nun, I can not have sex."
Shortly afterwards the Nun got off at her stop.
The Bus Driver calls the Hippie up to the front of the bus and says, "I know how you can make love to that Nun..."
The Hippie asks, "How?"
"Well," said the driver, "Every Tuesday at midnight the Nun goes to the cemetery and prays. If you dressed up in robes and had some glowing stuff on your face you could pretend you were God and demand sex from her."
"Good idea," the Hippie said.
So on the next Tuesday night he gets dressed up in some robes, puts some stuff on his face to make it glow and goes to the cemetery to wait.
Sure enough the Nun showed up just before midnight, kneeled down and started praying to God.
The Hippie steps out in front of the Nun, face glowing, robes moving in the breeze and said, "I'll answer your prayers Sister, but first you have to make love to me."
The Nun is shocked to see God in front of her.
She said, "OK, but it must be anal sex as I have to keep my virginity."
"Fine," said the Hippie.
The Nun then kneels down, pulls up her dress and the Hippie does his thing.
When he is done he stands up, whips off his robes and yells, "HA! HA! I am the Hippie!"
Whereas the Nun stands up, whips off her clothes and said, "HA! HA! I am the Bus Driver!"
2006-06-13 21:45:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
....how about this....your mama so fat that when she swam in the gulf of mexico...she farted and washed up every mexican trying to illegally to get into the usa...and swept them back to mexico....lol sry..after all this is the joke section
2006-06-13 16:08:14 · answer #2 · answered by POR-FRY-CHICKEN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama jokes? yo mama sooo fat she stretched the air!
2006-06-13 16:13:37 · answer #3 · answered by Mz.CoCo.In.ATL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well...your momma is so ugly that when she lays in the sand at the beach cats try to burry her!
2006-06-13 16:13:11 · answer #4 · answered by flagirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya mama is so fat she plays hopscotch with the planets
2006-06-20 15:42:51 · answer #5 · answered by takia j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope.
2006-06-13 16:13:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sure the people who had family die from that just love this one
2006-06-13 16:14:33 · answer #7 · answered by Pyr0 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did u make that up yourself?
2006-06-13 16:07:17 · answer #8 · answered by movn4wood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what u say about me mother!!!? just kiddin' that was hilarious
2006-06-13 17:20:26 · answer #9 · answered by Kai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes!!
2006-06-13 23:29:00 · answer #10 · answered by .......... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋