Ya' gotta' like any joke that starts with a pirate walking into a bar, right?

Question

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen
you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?", said the pirate, "I feel fine."

Bartender, "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.

"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, But I'm fine
now."

"Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.
My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

Bartender "What about that eye patch?"

Pirate, "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew Over.
I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the Bartender! , "You couldn't lose an eye just
from bird crap."

Pirate, "It was my first day with the hook."

Answer 1

very witty got anymore?

Answer 2

for the person above me...your comment is so cornier than a corn on a cob...just commenting something near like that kind of a comment :D lol

Answer 3

that joke is older than an old thing

Answer 4

ouch........