Entertainment & Music - 7 June 2006

He was in Dream a Little Dream, Lost Boys etc...

2006-06-07 08:10:59 · 22 answers · asked by soapy 2 in Movies

funny joke about woman on train?
The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog.

The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that seat."

The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said, You Americans. Your are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is using that seat?"

The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.

Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there?". I'm very tired."

The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant....Imagine!"

The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.

The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her honor and chastise the American.

An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.

You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand.

You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.

And now, Sir, you've thrown the wrong ***** out the window

2006-06-07 08:10:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-07 08:09:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-07 08:09:26 · 13 answers · asked by sinneragain 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-07 08:09:10 · 5 answers · asked by gabby 1 in Jokes & Riddles

It's 84 here

2006-06-07 08:08:24 · 33 answers · asked by confused 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-07 08:07:18 · 1 answers · asked by chaaaaaaa 1 in Music

2006-06-07 08:07:04 · 2 answers · asked by chulita 5 in Music

I think they are the same but my other friends say they are not

2006-06-07 08:07:01 · 2 answers · asked by bobsaget9253 1 in Music

are they still considered brother and sister?

2006-06-07 08:07:00 · 6 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5 in Jokes & Riddles

When you're born God gives you something 2 times and in the 3rd time that same thing you have to buy it what is it? It is very simple! If you have the right answer I will give you the 10 points but if 2 or more persons have the same answer I will give the 10 pts to the person who explain me the answer better. Thanks wish you "Good Luck"!!!

2006-06-07 08:06:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Does anybody know an idea if there's another part of the Chucky series after "Seed of Chucky"?

2006-06-07 08:05:33 · 10 answers · asked by Laith Attar 2 in Movies

should i just carry on dancing regardless, not cause a panic and let the mother fooker burn, or should i get everyone to vacate the premises real quick in which case possibly causing a stampede?

2006-06-07 08:05:14 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is happening on the young and restless? Did brad and sharon have an affair together. What is Nick and Neil up to? thanks

2006-06-07 08:04:19 · 9 answers · asked by victoria M 2 in Television

2006-06-07 08:03:37 · 3 answers · asked by andrew 1 in Television

A police officer pulls over a speeding car.

The officer says, I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.

" The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.

"Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly, dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.

" As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?

"The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.

" As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,

"Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"The officer frowns and says,

"And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says,

"Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.

"The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on.

You never wear your seat belt when you're driving." And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks,

"WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"The officer looks over at the woman and asks,

"Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?" NO, Only when he's been drinking!

2006-06-07 08:03:23 · 22 answers · asked by lx 2 in Jokes & Riddles

this has not happened to me but i just want to know what you all would do

2006-06-07 08:02:51 · 2 answers · asked by Gimli 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-07 08:02:04 · 7 answers · asked by El guapo 1 in Movies

2006-06-07 08:01:43 · 3 answers · asked by irulebabey 2 in Music

2006-06-07 08:01:26 · 22 answers · asked by sinneragain 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-07 08:00:13 · 19 answers · asked by RAllen1st 5 in Movies

Why?

2006-06-07 07:58:28 · 3 answers · asked by chaselake220 2 in Other - Entertainment

original, witty, weird answers please!

2006-06-07 07:58:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

those who believe she committed sucide or think it was accidental don't answer, Thanks!

2006-06-07 07:57:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front
of her kids.

2006-06-07 07:57:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

we r the cast of high school musical. [but , vanessa anne hudgens and lucas grabeel r not here!]

2006-06-07 07:56:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

What is the word to describe the state of mind when u suddenly have a feeling that everything thats happening has already happened b4 or is repeating. ?? I really need to know.

2006-06-07 07:56:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-07 07:55:29 · 22 answers · asked by mehazbeen 1 in Horoscopes

2006-06-07 07:54:15 · 13 answers · asked by "EL SANCHO" 4 in Polls & Surveys

I mean, they have been gone for quite some time, and all they can do is remake their own music.

2006-06-07 07:53:08 · 8 answers · asked by HotDoug26 2 in Music