Entertainment & Music - 7 June 2006

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If you could spend one day with any celebrity in the world who would it be???

2006-06-07 00:30:17 · 31 answers · asked by life7tara 2 in Celebrities

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Why does Jesus always leave his door open?

2006-06-07 00:28:11 · 24 answers · asked by Owlwings 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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If you could erase any songs out of existance?

which song or songs would you choose for termination to never ever exist forever ?

My list of audible cringers that drive me mad with annoyance:

Chris DeBurgh's: Lady in red

Top Loader: Dancing in the moonlight

Anything of Sophie-Ellis Baxtor (Take me home and also, If this ain't love, a priority)

KT Tunstall: Suddenly I see

John Farnham: Your the voice

Mr Mister: Broken wings

I have a few more to add sometime.

2006-06-07 00:27:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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first siong on beatles white album?

2006-06-07 00:27:04 · 1 answers · asked by Donald H 1 in Other - Entertainment

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C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes??You're laughing, aren't you??}?

WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)

HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(Don't know.... .it never happened yet)

And my personal favorite:

WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

2006-06-07 00:25:57 · 16 answers · asked by Clyde 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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here is a sweet poem??!!?

round and round the mulberry bush
i chased patrick swayze
i ran and leaped and pulled at his jeans
they came off, oops a daisy

he ran and ran as fast as he could
until his feet were achin'
he thought he was free but watch out
for my buddy kevin bacon

i paid him to wait around the corner
and give patrick swayze a little trip
when he was down on the ground i tied him up
and beat him with a little frayed whip

man oh man this was all such a blast
it was all so very bitchin'
although it is very tough to let go
because this was all just imaginary fiction

i woke up and realized it was all just a dream
i was so sad that i didn't get to whip patrick swayze
oh well i guess that's how it is sometimes
i will just have to make do with kurt russel (yes that does rhyme!!!)

2006-06-07 00:25:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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whooo alll lov oc as mucha s i do?

2006-06-07 00:23:06 · 5 answers · asked by rbuunyr 1 in Television

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harry potter books!!?

hi! can anyone out there can tell me the sites on wch i can get to read harry potter all books.....i mean online books to read....i want to read the 7th book..so plz....harry potter fans...help this fan too!!

2006-06-07 00:22:21 · 8 answers · asked by rich2garam 1 in Celebrities

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what do you call a dog that likes to lie in the sun?

2006-06-07 00:19:28 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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who sing the night stalker theme song?

2006-06-07 00:15:47 · 2 answers · asked by despair 1 in Television

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hey what the is site for downloading full movies??

2006-06-07 00:13:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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How do I download music onto my phone?? It is a Sony Ericsson S700i?

2006-06-07 00:10:39 · 4 answers · asked by Dermo26 2 in Music

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Do U believe in Gay mariage?

i believe in chicks but not duded,,,,agh *pukes*

2006-06-07 00:10:35 · 33 answers · asked by Columbus614Ohio 2 in Polls & Surveys

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how about a few more for fun??

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(Because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(They don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(They don't stop to ask directions)

2006-06-07 00:07:44 · 10 answers · asked by Clyde 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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What about these.......?

First:
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"

The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"

The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."

Second:
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.

The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman's brain as well. It costs $50,000."

The client asked, "What? How's that possible?"

The doctor replied, "You see, it's totally unused."

Third:
Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.

Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.

Forth:
Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!