1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(Because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(They don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(They don't stop to ask directions)
2006-06-07 00:07:44 · 10 answers · asked by Clyde 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the
other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go
home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I
get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs,
I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL
wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up
the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands
on my wife's a_s_s and say, 'How about a B_J?' ... and she's always
sound asleep."
2006-06-07 19:44:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 14⤊ 4⤋
LOL really funny! here's one more....
Whats the common between men and sperms?
they both have one in a million chance of becoming a human being!
2006-06-07 08:06:59 · answer #2 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1-we don't you just shut up for a while and we don't talk and you think we are smart 2-well first you must try to wake up first to blink 2-when you make something as grate as man it takes a Lot
2006-06-07 07:25:09 · answer #3 · answered by bigklb10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldies but goodies. I haven't heard them forever. What's the longest sentence in a mans vocabulary ? I DO !
2006-06-07 07:11:59 · answer #4 · answered by tatslady2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
--- LeeeN @ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ilovejokes
2006-06-07 12:33:21 · answer #5 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are mad! I love all of your jokes!!!!!
Now, you are one of my 6 official Yamsters friends! Congratulation!
2006-06-07 08:56:24 · answer #6 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice...=)
2006-06-07 07:21:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting... hv more in stock ?
2006-06-07 07:23:03 · answer #8 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute
2006-06-07 07:09:54 · answer #9 · answered by Terri w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is great.......tell me more......tell me more.......tehehehehe.....
2006-06-07 07:11:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋