round and round the mulberry bush
i chased patrick swayze
i ran and leaped and pulled at his jeans
they came off, oops a daisy
he ran and ran as fast as he could
until his feet were achin'
he thought he was free but watch out
for my buddy kevin bacon
i paid him to wait around the corner
and give patrick swayze a little trip
when he was down on the ground i tied him up
and beat him with a little frayed whip
man oh man this was all such a blast
it was all so very bitchin'
although it is very tough to let go
because this was all just imaginary fiction
i woke up and realized it was all just a dream
i was so sad that i didn't get to whip patrick swayze
oh well i guess that's how it is sometimes
i will just have to make do with kurt russel (yes that does rhyme!!!)
2006-06-07 00:25:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL I love it and you know PS told me he had so much fun rehearsing and got mad when he found out it wasn't a movie.................... what did you tell him??? Did you have a casting couch??? hmmmmm
2006-06-07 10:31:43 · answer #1 · answered by Brown Sugar 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ok i love it and want to add i have seen some of your Questions on here before and think they are the best i have seen yet.....
keep making me laugh your good value
2006-06-07 07:30:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pulitzer prize winning stuff here.
i actually do like this poem.
mostly because i don't like kevon bacon, patrick swayze or kurt russell.
2006-06-07 07:29:26 · answer #3 · answered by superspongeseven 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, if you're into S&M with male celebrities I guess that's a good poem.
2006-06-07 07:29:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mr swayze said stop it, really dude.
He was sobbing in my arms last night, it was horrible.
2006-06-08 11:46:24 · answer #5 · answered by Jenster*is*flipping*you*off 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An the vote for the worst poem goes to.....(drums)....
JON_BOY_44...
take a bow kid, u just made it to the top.
2006-06-07 08:11:08 · answer #6 · answered by Gee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe, nice poem, but not sweet. Made me laugh though. :)
2006-06-07 10:14:00 · answer #7 · answered by Luzzie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh oh... v meet agn do v?
lol... nice to know tt ur now spouting poems jonboy...
2006-06-07 10:41:19 · answer #8 · answered by risky_1986 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no thats a load of tosh
2006-06-07 07:27:30 · answer #9 · answered by cathharrynj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
patrick swayze. no
2006-06-07 07:29:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋