funny joke about woman on train?
The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog.
The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that seat."
The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said, You Americans. Your are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is using that seat?"
The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.
Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there?". I'm very tired."
The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant....Imagine!"
The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.
The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her honor and chastise the American.
An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand.
You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.
And now, Sir, you've thrown the wrong ***** out the window
2006-06-07 08:10:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha
2006-06-07 08:14:54 · answer #1 · answered by stone cold 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
The punch line is not worth wading through the entire presentation. Besides, it is too similar to the plane with too few parachutes and the Texan throws out the Mexican shouting "Remember the Alamo!"
2006-06-07 16:22:54 · answer #2 · answered by sdvwallingford 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
C'est probablement une des blagues les moins droles que j'ai jamais entendu. Enculé de gros porc obèse et raciste
2006-06-07 21:12:49 · answer #3 · answered by Espectacularrrrr! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny man, especially the part when he picks up the dog and toss it out of the window and the part when the english man told him that he tossed the wrong ***** out of the window.
2006-06-07 15:17:16 · answer #4 · answered by DJ ABK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but insulting to us Americans.
2006-06-07 16:01:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
perfect representation of the French
2006-06-07 15:43:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! yeah thats funny! actually never heard that one before!
I thought I'd heard them all by now! good one!
2006-06-07 16:45:13 · answer #7 · answered by fae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's just wrong, so wrong but I can't help laughing nor can I stop.
2006-06-07 15:16:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke
2006-06-07 20:57:08 · answer #9 · answered by Ashley's #1 fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
long but funny..i can only guess the star-ed word;)
2006-06-07 15:14:44 · answer #10 · answered by dea_ro7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋