A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog
for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father"
The little girl approaches dad, "Dad, may
I take Belle for a walk around the block? Mom,
told dog is in heat, and guided me to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed
the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay,
now u can, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time"
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later
with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about
halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her
home."
2006-06-05
19:57:18
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