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You have a small penis, cut it off and use it as fishing bait.

2006-06-06 06:39:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 1

That sex outside of marriage is a bad idea and "safe" sex is just a false sense of security. Condoms fail 20% of the time or 1 in 5 times ... would you drive a car if you knew the brakes would fail 1 in 5 times you used them? Of course not! That's a 1 in 5 chance of getting a sexually transmitted disease or of your partner getting an unwanted pregnancy!

And condoms are completely ineffective against some diseases. The HPV virus is spread by skin to skin contact. Furthermore, condoms have microscopic tears in them that AIDS can easily pass through. Doctors say that the AIDS virus is 50 times smaller than the tears in a condom making transmission as easy as dropping a dime through a basketball hoop.

2006-06-05 20:21:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lets see I want to tell you that you are so cute! (true)
That you are very special guy!
That you make me laugh just when I need it most sometimes!
That I am moving to Mexico and going to get lost (for real)
That I don't use a bar a soap every week I use two bars a soap! (lol)
That my car needs brakes.
This is my first day home in 5......
My dog Ginger is for sale

2006-06-05 20:12:57 · answer #3 · answered by MissChatea 4 · 0 0

The Government is completely honest and only concerned with your well being.

2006-06-06 05:26:47 · answer #4 · answered by rikato2002 2 · 0 0

Please watch the swinging pendulum. You are getting sleepy- very sleepy. Now when I count to three and tap my pencil I want you to stand up on this chair and "cluck" like a chicken.

O.k.- "one, two.... hold on gotta grab my camera...!"

2006-06-05 20:08:25 · answer #5 · answered by It's Ms. Fusion if you're Nasty! 7 · 0 0

Give me your money and your car keys. I will be back in a few hours.

2006-06-05 20:06:38 · answer #6 · answered by Gregie 4 · 0 0

All mysteries will be revealed to you if you try a Reuben Sandwich.

2006-06-05 20:13:49 · answer #7 · answered by Spud 3 · 0 0

Do u have a beautiful daughter?

2006-06-05 20:08:10 · answer #8 · answered by The Guru® 5 · 0 0

Take me to your leader.

2006-06-05 20:36:49 · answer #9 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0 0

if you go the moon, bring me back some cheese

2006-06-05 20:10:59 · answer #10 · answered by shawnthavirgo 3 · 0 0

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