Other - Beauty & Style - July 2006

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin. Is there anything you can do to help me?"
The doctor says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."
The woman loves this idea and knows her hubby to be will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man. Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips it in" and she snaps the elastic band.
The hubby asks, "What the heck was that? The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping."
The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!"

2006-07-24 06:38:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-24 06:32:17 · 7 answers · asked by alana9876 2

2006-07-24 06:30:36 · 20 answers · asked by alana9876 2

i dont now much about pagents so hopefully you could answer this silly question for me!

2006-07-24 06:29:28 · 5 answers · asked by no one 2

2006-07-24 06:26:45 · 15 answers · asked by hari h 1

2006-07-24 06:17:35 · 10 answers · asked by Hello!!!! 3

Carmex, blistex, chapstick, Burt's Bees Beeswax, banana boat, chap-ice, spa effects, lip fusion, neospirin lip treatment, ect. Do you like the medicated kind? Do you like it in stick or liquid kind, or can kind? Do you like it tinted? What flavor do you like?

My answers: carmex, i like medicated, I like stick kind, I dont like tinted, my flavor (if i get something other than carmex) is cherry.

2006-07-24 06:16:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

T shirts with #420

2006-07-24 06:12:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

my sister asked me and a friend of mine if her butt looked big in the shorts that she was wearing(and it did) so her freaked out and punched us when we said yes.the question is why would she get mad at us for telling the truth should have we lied to her and let her leave the house wearing those shorts that makes her butt look big

2006-07-24 06:09:45 · 28 answers · asked by zeffpunk 1

What is the deal with Models now a day? I look through magazines and all I see are these super skinny women. Some of them are so skinny I cant hardly stand to look at them or the product they are selling because it just looks painful, to be that thin. And before anyone says it I am not jealous I am perfectly happy with my body I am 5'3" and weigh 117lbs. I just dont think it sends a real positive message to young people ,when everywhere they look there are these women who are like 5'10" and weigh about 100lbs, it's gross!

2006-07-24 06:06:32 · 15 answers · asked by fire_fly0434 3

The problem is actually that the belt is producing slow vibrations even when its vibrating intensity is set 2 high and fully charged cells r loaded in it. This is one symptom. Another one is that when the belt is manually given some jerk, it starts running for a while, say 1 min, and then finally stopping away. What is the checkpoint for troubleshooting? Pls. suggest.

2006-07-24 06:05:43 · 1 answers · asked by sunnynaha 1

I was just wondering because that's what I've heard. Also what else do guys find cute about a girl. one I heard was snoring sort of.

2006-07-24 05:38:29 · 11 answers · asked by AnaDP 2

ok so i've been with this guy for about 4 months or so. I USED to like him a lil, but now ... NO WAY!!! i even talk to his lil brother cause we have nothing to talk about. He like really REALY likes me but I dont. Any ides how should I brake up with him without really braking his heart???????????????
Thanks
p.s. i put this question in beauty an dstyle because the people seem nicer in here =)

2006-07-24 05:35:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-24 05:07:09 · 11 answers · asked by witty5 2

So what do u think that 5 out the 10 finalist were latin huh??
Thats that prove that there's prettier women in latin america or is it just coincidence?

2006-07-24 05:07:04 · 5 answers · asked by axon3_2001 3

This isn't Oprah, it's Oparh!

2006-07-24 04:57:46 · 13 answers · asked by Opera 3

I want to become a model when i grow up....but i need to grow taller and fast. How can i grow taller by the time im 16 years of age?

2006-07-24 04:51:22 · 13 answers · asked by Crissy Girl 1

2006-07-24 04:47:57 · 34 answers · asked by witty5 2

healthy ways to gain weight not hamburgers and others things

2006-07-24 04:40:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

I think she sucked she should of been the first person to be voted off!!!!I'm mad Japan should of won and then runner ou should of been Switzerland or USA the person who won looked like someone off of E.T. Did you see her eyes OMG I am mad:(

2006-07-24 04:32:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-24 04:14:26 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-24 04:08:46 · 5 answers · asked by jhay 1

I am considered the pretty girl in school but lots of the girls hate me because of that what do I do???????

2006-07-24 04:07:32 · 20 answers · asked by sexymama 1

2006-07-24 04:06:18 · 12 answers · asked by sexymama 1

Plz Plz Help Me........Please

2006-07-24 03:58:35 · 17 answers · asked by Nikki 1

does anyone know where to find strap up sandals in detroit, michigan or indiaina that has no heel?

2006-07-24 03:35:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

It doesnt matter what she is -singer, actress, athlete -whatever. I like Jessica Alba.

2006-07-24 03:04:24 · 15 answers · asked by StraPPeD!! 1

miss puerto rico won!! , I'm happy !!! lol, what are your thoughts on the pick for the winner?

2006-07-24 01:01:09 · 6 answers · asked by Nando 3

What is feminine?

2006-07-24 00:37:27 · 12 answers · asked by vison 2

2006-07-24 00:24:08 · 12 answers · asked by dyesabel2005 j 1