Over the last month I became a victim of a very clever scam while Out shopping. Simply going out to the local Home Depot turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking, barely dressed college age girls come over to your car as you are opening the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield and windows with like the homeless guys at the intersection, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to nearest McDonalds. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start Having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front Seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen July 8th, 9th, 10th, and twice on the 12th, and it might get stolen again after work today
2006-08-16
13:17:27
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