Over the last month I became a victim of a very clever scam while Out shopping. Simply going out to the local Home Depot turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking, barely dressed college age girls come over to your car as you are opening the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield and windows with like the homeless guys at the intersection, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to nearest McDonalds. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start Having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front Seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen July 8th, 9th, 10th, and twice on the 12th, and it might get stolen again after work today
2006-08-16 13:17:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
You need to find a way to purchase wallets by the case.'
2006-08-16 13:24:09 · answer #1 · answered by Bluealt 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
if it happened once it wouldn't be funny but, the fact you let is happen 5 times and didn't learn your lesson is hilariouse. i'm sorry but, you should have learned by the second or third time.
2006-08-16 20:24:53 · answer #2 · answered by siddragoon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fool me once, shame on you - fool me twice, shame on me!
(This is a funny story, by the way.)
If you're really that dim, Why don't you leave your wallet at home?
2006-08-16 20:23:13 · answer #3 · answered by Nosy Parker 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm just going to pretend I passed this topic over.
2006-08-16 20:26:10 · answer #4 · answered by xyirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ya gets what ya pays fer.
And ya pays fer what ya gets.
Thank you.
The Wizzard of Jacksonville
2006-08-16 20:40:29 · answer #5 · answered by jaxwizz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why would you let it happen to so many times? I would think you are not a victim but a perv.
2006-08-16 21:06:05 · answer #6 · answered by Mary M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dreamer, hahahahahaha, next time take a camera
2006-08-16 20:23:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dude!!!
You have one seriously good imagination. I think you should send that one in to Playboy.
2006-08-16 20:24:24 · answer #8 · answered by heskett6 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is about as funny as a screen door in a submarine.
2006-08-16 20:24:27 · answer #9 · answered by Shaula 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
This is very funny. BTW, which home deopt ?
2006-08-16 20:26:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋