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Once upon a time there was a school called Degrassi,
And the children and the tenants were all fat and sassy.
Except for one little boy and his name was Rick,
People pushed him around untill he turned into a Frick.
And took a gun, took a gun, took a very big gun,
To degrassi to have himself a little bit of fun.
Then bang shot Jimmy,
And pointed it at Emma.
With Sean in the way oh what a big elimma.
But then Rick died,
And everything was fine.
Except Ashley’s kinda freakin,
After Craig lost his mind, and proposed at a party with his puppy dog eyes.
And Ashley Refused,
What a big surprise When he cried like a baby,
And went back to his hotel.
****** up the room and stuck Joey with a bill,
Then he went to a wedding and acted like a whore.
And he kicked Joey’s a*ss and he cried a little more.
Hey, remember back when Manny and Jt were going out,
And Jt was doing good but then began to doubt.
That his little stack of dimes couldn’t measure up to Craig’s
When he saw it in the locker room between Craig’s legs.
So in order to get out of his romantic slumps,
Some black kid gave him a magic penis pump.
But Manny found out and to make matters worse,
It turned out that Mr. Raddish used it first.
Well Paige got raped,
And Marco is gay.
Spinner gets boners and farts all day,
Toby is a dork,
And liberty is too.
Snake got cancer up the kazoo.
Sean’s on his own,
And Ellie likes to cut.
Alex is a b*tch,
And Manny is a s*lut.
Emma is kinda whiney,
And Terry got hit.
Hazel doesn’t never seem to do Jack-s*hit.
Degrassi is my favorite thing,
When the theme song plays, I always have to sing.
I hope that it never goes off the air,
I’d even miss Spinner’s hair.
2006-06-29
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